Here's my opportunity to give a shout out to the Houston PD! So me and my boss are doing field training this past Friday, right? We've been having a bad time for my first day out, as all we've had are no-shows and not a single sale. Rick (my boss/trainer) decides to stop by a McDonalds to get some food on the way. We lock the car, go inside, order our meal and are out in under five minutes.

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This week I thought I showcase one of my most favorite psychedelic bands Butthole Surfers. I wonder if they will ever do some music for MLP:FIM? If GWAR can appear in Kids Next Door, so can the Butthole Surfers. So break out your syringes and bongs and crack open your William S. Burroughs copy of Naked Lunch and enjoy.

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So I found a thread talking about FIMfiction, and they happen to have a list of stories they recommend as a place to start,

I can personally say The Best Night Ever, Hard Reset, Mendacity, and Arrow 18 are all great fics, so the list is promising to me. Consider checking a story you haven't read, especially if it's in a genre you favor.

anyway i came up with a fanfic idea

and half of a story as well

all i'll say abt it is it doesn't end well and damn the hanahaki curse >:[

Special thanks to MSPiper for pre-reading! On short order, ‘cause that’s how I roll!

Source (YouTube!)

Once again, we return to our ponies and their tasty Taco Bell espionage!

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I think Eleanor Roosevelt had baboon arms. I mean I can't totally confirm this and maybe it was just the dress she was wearing but it looked like she had some King Louis length arms going on there. It was almost as if she could scratch the back of her knee without having to reach. Again I can't confirm this but it was just something I noticed before she started reading something from General Washington (obviously this was before he became president).

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Lessee here... I put together the prologue over the course of three days, and wrote out the entire first chapter in about three hours. In the twenty hours since I published that chapter, The Locals has been met with:
•Fourteen likes.
•Zero dislikes.
•Six comments, one of which was my own.
•Ninety-eight views.
•A constant spot on the Popular Stories sidebar.
•Sixty-one bookshelf additions.
•And twenty-six users tracking its updates.

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You and I till the end, don't need to pretend
Again and again, we'll stick together
Everything is alright, with you by my side
We won't say goodbye, we'll stick together

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh
We'll stick together

I can pick you up
When you're heading down
When it all just sucks,
I'll be your Charlie Brown
You can make me laugh
When I want to cry
In a world gone mad,

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Emily tightened her grip around Splinter. With Starlight down for the count, this was all she had left.

The mare raised both amulets above Emily, readying for a final, blunt-force blow.

Please.

She braced herself as the amulets began to come down.

Please.

1st, yes i am still doing this xD
2nd, even if i used only one frame per line (which i won't :L), i'd have 57 frames left

Happy Halloween, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 2nd and final installment of this year's "Spook Spectacular", I'm gonna give you guys my take of the first movie in Christopher Nolan's "The Dark Knight" trilogy: "Batman Begins".

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Merry Christmas, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 1st installment of this year's "Christmas Craze", and for my 282nd film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The Santa Clause 2".

Here's the rundown of this sequel:

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Hey everyone. It's been about two weeks since I said anything (or posted new chapters, for that matter). My plan, of course, is to keep writing for the foreseeable future, but it'll be mostly when the muse strikes me. A recent emotional upheaval of my own making has sidelined me, and it's going to take some time before I recover fully from that (if at all). I haven't not been writing; I've written some words to explore various ideas knocking about upstairs, but none of them have been words for

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