"And what do you want to be when you grow up Pole Dancer?"

Guys, you're super awesome for waiting for little ol me to get off his lazy ass and write Swarm. Have a quick Interlude for you all.

So now that everything slowed down I must say I am very surprised! I didn't think people wanted a new chapter from me so badly, got to front page and everything! It feels weird having a fan base, even a small one. It's like "Why are you here? I'ma fat guy who writes with the skill level of a lemming." It's good motivation either way, cus I'm already working on the next chapter. Not much else I can say than thank you, and you all stay amaz-a-tastic.

a piece of the next chapter for The Beauty and the Beat (The Vinyl Background Story for Discovering Friendship)

Spike marched into the ruins of the bar, several men in hazmat suits cleaning up after the battle. Vinyl was leaning against the bar, enjoying a drink while Cheerilee sat at half a table taking apart her rifle and cleaning it. Firefly no doubt would be nearby with her sniper watching the area.

"Report," Spike ordered.

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Official season two premiere of I Am Frankie is September 10.

True to form, Nickelodeon can't do ANYTHING by the book. 1-hour season premiere is TONIGHT, at 8pm Eastern, on Nick.

September 10, they're starting with S2E3 and running a new episode every night.

Just thought I'd toss out a heads-up in case anybody following me watches that.

So apparently, while I was editing yesterday, the chapter I was working on somehow got published.

A half-written, broken worded, and foot-notes-scattered-about chapter somehow got published. I swear I don't remember clicking the "publish" or even seeing it on the front page for recently updated stories.

And here I thought things couldn't get more embarrassing with how long I'm taking.

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Well guys, it's done...

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IN WHICH GOOD NEWS & BAD NEWS
As the subheading says, good-news-bad-news time. But first enjoy some of Ladybaby's final show.

Now that that’s out of the way, please click the link to the rest of this spiel

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I volunteered to help CosmicAlchemist24 with his Story Twilight's Realm-Advanced Generation, where Twilight goes to the Pokemon World after her friends and Celestia abandon her over her suspicions, just as Ash begins his journey in Hoenn. And suffice to say, my help was accepted.

I'm now a co-writer with another author!

I'm pretty happy right now.

So, check out the story if you have time. It's pretty good.

So as the title suggests I may have started another fiction. I mean do you ever feel like you wrote yourself into a corner with older stories and are kinda of tired of trying to write the same damn thing differently each time? Because I do. Well I do now. After three unfinished fictions. I mean who is to say I may just have an issue with finishing things...I mean I do, hurray executive dysfunction...but yeah so here it is again. But here we are again me telling you lot about how I have a new

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Hey guys, Gamer here. Just had an idea I wanted ta' swing by you guys. I've been contemplating this one for a while and, to be honest, I have my heart kind of set on it. I was thinking about making an anthology of crackship, one-shot clopfics. For example: Maud Pie and Tree Hugger. Or maybe Big Mac and Queen Chrysalis. The more outlandish the better, and the more practice I get out of it to get back into the swing of writing. Let me know what you guys think. And maybe give me some suggestions.

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Stolen from purfectprincessgirl

Here's how this works; you lot name a character and I'll list them:

Sexuality Headcanon:

Gender Headcanon:

A Ship I have with said character:

A BROTP I have with said character:

A NOTP I have with said character:

A random headcanon:

General opinion over said character:

If I don't know the fandom, I can't answer it :T.

It’s decent!

Sprout deserved to be more of a threat.

Izzy’s great!

Movie should’ve been 2 half’s so the ending didn’t feel rushed.

Another Alicorn.

So many questions unanswered!

Sprouts mom is the true villain.

Sunny is great!

Gen 5 should’ve been a separate universe from Gen 4.

Racism!

Love Hitch! (Because James Marsden)

Dislike Pipp. (aka worse Rarity)

Like Zipp!

The technology didn’t bug me as much I thought it would.

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For longer than I thought.
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/529638/well

She's been my waifu for almost three years! I admit I had one fictional crush that distracted me for a little bit, but that didnt last long, lol....

I will marry Wendy.

WenSplash, SummerWen is endgame

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You realize what you've been doing and say "Ah, fuck it!" This does relate to my stories, but probably not the way you think. Don't worry though, it gets better.

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I was asking someone to help me get in contact with someone (check last blog post and the comments.) and try to put things behind us, and now someone else is threatening to tell everyone who is friends with them to block me, all because of some BIG MISUNDERSTANDING!!!

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So sorry everyone! Been so busy lately especially as it is bach to school time around my work and family. Finally have the time to post this blog!! Hooray!

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I'm in an absurdist kind of mood, just fyi...

Not sorry.
-Fuzz