Hiya, lovely peeps.

Let me set the scene.

My mother, Ma, has three siblings. Relevant to today’s story are her two brothers. Her older brother, Uncle 1, and her younger brother, Uncle 2, live in the same building, on two different stories. Uncle 2 lives with their mother, Nani, downstairs, and Uncle 1 lives with his wife and daughter, Cousin, upstairs. The two stories are two separate households - legally, financially and family-wise.

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Hey there everyone. Hope you all are doing alright. I know the state of the world less than ideal right now with all that's been happening.

So I want to do a little update post giving you some info on the projects.

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So, I've decided that I wanted to include an anime in SotS. The PLAN is to give it an important role (starting in act 4) but after much deliberation on the discord server, I just couldn't decide. So I created a poll of the three worlds we thought would fit best with the nature of the story and fun internet culture. As of now, I have actually watched none of these all the way through, but I will devote myself to doing just that for the winner.

The options are...
JoJo's Bizarre Adventures

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I did this a couple years ago, my answers have probably updated since. Send me some numbers and I’ll answer them.

(Mind the A Little Louder link, I want traffic).

i have to be a decent person and help someone with their sister problems
or try at least

personally, i think this girl's sis just wants her big sister's attention or is jelly

because she's insulting and chasing her sis around

and Maf's just like "She's always been this way. She doesn't want attention she hates me" and so on

but

that's how siblings work
maf just talk to your fucking sister

...But you don't publish them for fear of how others will react to them being updated for the first time in literal months.

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minor story spoliers

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see this screencap for information

I just want my son back

And that concludes the craziest month of my Fimfiction career thus far. A Cavalcade of Cards is complete, in its glorious entirety. It's a strange sort of feeling, as though I am relieved but also thoroughly empty.

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Brain: Watch Zootopia for the 50th time.

Me: Okay.

Brain: Your not even going to ask why?

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I think it’s pretty self-explanatory.

Criteria:

• Must be E-rated. Or on very very rare occasions, T is acceptable I guess.
• Must have Rainbow Dash as a main character. What? I like Rainbow Dash!
• Must be humanised. But no ponies turning into humans. They’re originally humans.
• Must be an adventure.
• My word goal is 15,000 words. Tell me a topic I can really blabber on and on about.

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Hi guys. I'm bored at work.

I've decided to start a new project whereby I print out and periodically add pictures of Nic Cage to my cubicle. My boss is literally on the other side of this wall, and I want to start an experiment where I see how long it takes me to get fired due to Nic Cage (and possibly using fimfic at work).

I am looking for more Nic Cage.

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PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS ALREADY READ THE HIDDEN ORACLE

spoilers ahead

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I’m awfully serious on this blog. I’m tired of it, have something completely inconsequential I’ve been working on for the last couple days. If you read my blog posts for half-baked discussions of “art” as it relates to fanfiction… this isn’t that. You can head on your way if you are.

No, no, no. Instead, this is going to be something different.

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Thorax stepped out of his new room, his best smile on his face. However, no sooner had he stepped through the door did his hoof slip on something soft, and he found himself getting close and personal with the hard wooden flooring, face first and with a loud thud. He groaned as he lifted his head, a slight daze enveloping his mind. There were sounds of muffled childish giggles close by. Shaking his head as he stood back up on to all fours, Thorax turned to his side and was met with the

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There's no fucking way to preface this in a dignified way, so screw it. I'm being upfront.

I lost a fight against a streetlight last week.

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Once again I rise from my dark slumber to share holiday cheer with the lot of you and someone in particular

EWhat Do You Get for the Mare Who Has Everything?

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Comedy
• Slice of Life

Maud attempts to help Cheese find a very special Hearth's Warming gift for Pinkie Pie. Together they will endure glitter bombs, sound advice, stand-up comedy, musical numbers, chaos, and fondue, all to give Pinkie Pie the best Hearth's Warming ever.

• Pinkie
• Rarity
• Discord
• Cheese Sandwich
• Maud Pie

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It's time for Jinglemas! Next year, you all should try to join in. This is a great event, and I'm happy to participate every year.

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