Bad Book Review 02 (The Guardian, Chapter 2: Angel Boogaloo) · 6:04pm Jul 15th, 2019
Welcome back fans and masochists (I'm not judging), to another book review post.
Welcome back fans and masochists (I'm not judging), to another book review post.
Good day, chums! You'll be irritated to know that Movie Night is still not ready. Seriously, haven't even touched it. It's just so effing hard and I'm out of practice. Writing anything in the Gentlemanverse today requires a ton of effort to get all the lore details right. How can I make it all up to you?
How about a sequel to a story that over half of my followers probably didn't read because they follow me for the Gentlemanverse fics?
So I've been getting requests for commissions lately and I think it's about time I updated my commission information. So, without all the hullabaloo, I present to you...
I've finished a thorough edit and update of The Price of a Smile, and I have submitted the work to Equestria Daily. This is my first fanfiction submission.
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If they like it, they like it; if not, not. It's all good.
Previously on Ink Hoof's Book Review: we were introduced to Christina Urbain and her (maybe) six (?) year old son Joseph. Cameron tells Kirkland that their killer is Gabriel, a rogue guardian angel who is convincing people to kill themselves as an act of mercy, Cameron is an angel to stop him, and Kirkland thinks the whole thing is preposterous.
Rating Scale:
12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
BEST. FRIDAY. EVER.
1) because tomorrow is the first Saturday in forever that my husband will be off.
2) because today I reserved a hotel room for Babscon, thus reducing tons of anxiety I was having about driving there and back.
3) because I finished Chapter 15 of What They Expect to Give and I even started Chapter 16.
So I learned something rather embarrassing a week ago.
(So, it turns out this chapter has a bit of controversial subject talked about. Just a heads up.)
And we continue our (less than) exciting expedition into the world of a murderous angel.
Last time, Cameron concluded that Gabriel was going to attack a prayer meeting, and Kirkland lost it, threatening a handcuffed man with a gun until the man said he didn't want to die.
Last time, a reporter showed up at the police station, asking about the deaths, Cameron denies the existence of a supernatural serial killer, but tells the reporter to tell people not to pray. Cameron then goes and sees Kirkland, who is drunk and blaming himself for failing to save the victims.
Some see 13 as unlucky, others, the opposite. I'm not feeling well, so I might try to summarize this more than usual.
In our last review, Cameron had sex with Christina Urbain, then the two of them went to the house of the babysitter, where Gabriel cut the power, broke in, and killed the sitter, Karen, while indicating that he was going after Joseph as well.
Life goes on, and so do we. Just how we do it is no mystery.
Just keep readin'. Just keep readin'.
Last time, our killer angel, Gabriel, went after Christina in her home, only to be stopped by Cameron. He then used his powers on a woman named Tammi, who tried to seduce Father Stephen, then killed herself in front of him when that failed.
Hello, my lovely readers! Last week or thereabouts you saw me explore the idea of commissions, which I am now opening! I will have a limited number of slots available; once those slots are filled I will close commissions until I have fulfilled them. This post will be regularly referred back to for the commission rules, which are as follows:
Last Updated: 11/22/23
My goal for this year is finishing Reckless in Training.
I continue to update Sea Dreams. More than likely, I’ll miss my personal February deadline for it, because depression is creeping back, both naturally and because of work. But I’ll try and write.
In addition, a misaligned overview of my projects (read: what I’ve been thinking about):
I may have just done this:
No, it was exactly this.
My keyboard is a Das Keyboard with blank layout so I can type in Dvorak easily. Back when I purchased it (twelve years ago), it was somewhere around $1000.
Today, the fancy new model costs $166.
The Price of a Smile has apparently been approved for EQD posting!
I am deeply sorry, Twilight. I began to tune you out several minutes ago.
Our quest for coherent plot continues!
At the time of writing this, the local time is 4:53 AM AEST (Australian Eastern Standard Time)
...It's nice to know that we have officially surpassed gas prices that developers envisioned for the end of civilization.
It would be damn hilarious if they raised them in a patch.