I Know What You Two Did While I Was At The Store
Tagline: There's really no thrill in getting caught.
Starring
Cozy Glow as Mother
Starlight Glimmer as Little Sister
And
So the perpetual runner-up of the polls has finally been riffed. And no one seemed to listen when I said the people who voted for it should have actually jumped in and join. Seriously, don't be shy. It's improv, basically; almost nothing's off the table, you just need to be daring enough to put yourself out there.
Heh, I just noticed this. Talking Is Hard had a birthday just a couple of days ago, on the third. I missed the one-year birthday of my own practice collection. Does that mean it's not worth remembering, or is the fact that I'm blogging about it now mean that it's more important that most of my other stuff?
I dunno. Just felt like bringing it up.
Comedy is subjective.
—Someone with no taste.
If you folks know anything about me – and you do, as I have no idea what concepts like “privacy” or “shame” are – you know I like comedy. I keep writing comedy, I keep writing about comedy, and I’ve gone out of my way to make my life a total joke just to be thematically consistent.
With this in mind, and seeing how this website could always do with more good comedies, I’m happy to introduce—
Hey folks. Captain Morgan here, and I'm just here because Karma's too lazy to blog herself. Basically, she/he/it wrote a new article about a user who recently got busted for child pornography possession and tried to garner sympathy with a sob story on his blog. It's pretty disgusting. You can find the story in the link down below.
I'm surprised that I slept well, considering that I stayed up later than usual to tell a friend happy birthday. By that I mean I texted "Birth." at midnight. Last night I shaved, plucked, and moisturized my entire existence. 
I reached the ultimate form of cleanliness. I just hope that someone sees how fabulous I look today. 
My mom just told me that a good grocery store opened 5 minutes from my house, so I might go there to get some yogurt for a cucumber
The real MLP movie. I don't care how much Syeekoh thinks Adagio's hips don't lie, Equestria Girls is never going to be a good movie series to me.
>read a message wrong
Dislestia is -1000000/10
>send message
^me tho
>realize what was sent
>delete message
That was a bumpy ride we all just had in the whimsical adventures of RariTwi: Ghostbusters Edition.
Ghostrescuers?
HUGE SPOILERS FOR CHAPTERS 27 TO 29 OF ENCHANTED LIBRARY BELOW THE BREAK.
I was too lazy to bother with a title, but this is my return blog. I'm fully back from my hiatus. Hurrah! I'm also constantly tired in 2018, hooray! This however, hasn't stopped me from writing. Consider this the update blog and the future of my writing blog that most people have posted in the first days of 2018, since that is what this will contain.
I think I've mentioned in a recent blog that I've been working on a revision for Favorable Alignment, because I found some things (a short list of things, but still) that weren't up to par and really looked like they were in need of just... a once-over, of sorts. That story is by far my favorite of all my works, and I would like it to reflect that. Hence the revisions, when I have the time for them (and cramming in updates for Enemy of Mine because that is a thing, also). So far,
Well, there are eleven days left for the deadline of the contest (remember: February 2nd), and so far we have one submission and sixty-seven goddamn applications.
Jesus fuck, my judges are going to die. I ain't, however. You can't kill what's already dead, and -- well, y'all read the berry blog already. Some things, a man can't come back from. I think biologically you can't classify me as human anymore. Gagh.
“When this is over, I will see her burn for what she’s done.”
— Wind Rider
So here's a bit of a backstory:
You hear that? That's the sound of your nipples getting hard at the mere thought of what lies underneath the line break. You have probably never wondered how Aragón poetry sounds like -- but, guess what, darling?
You might find out anyway.
Right now, it is a little late for me to be making proper puns, so that is the best I have to offer. I've been typing mostly emails and other purely academic things lately. Though, I wouldn't be blogging without a few things to discuss. I hope that y'all will read on since I do want to do my best to get back in the saddle for... well, pretty much everything in my life. The first thing to get out of the way: I got my laptop back! The new battery is in, and it ended up costing far less than I
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