We're getting two chapters in one day because the last chapter was so damn pointless.
What a way to open a chapter that we have here! Theresa is being heaped with praise and love and admiration for her plan to create rain around the world. This strikes me personally as very strange, because the last time this happened a drunk from the slums and his family had to build an enormous ark, take two of every animal and ride out the flood without dying of starvation, dehydration, incest, unhygienic conditions, or just plain boredom. You’d think that a devout Catholic like Boutin would
What your characters read says a lot about them. Like taste in drinks or music, showing a character’s taste can help characterize them quickly and efficiently, with less time and effort from the author.
Hey there! I am Coffee Latte, but Coffee is just as fine to call me. I decided that it would be a fun thing for me to not only create and produce well-written stories, but also act as a reviewer. I find that when it comes to erotic stories, ponies are fine with sacrificing good plots and smut for boring, unoriginal ideas of 'X thrusts into Y' or some form of that idea. Realism takes a backseat, and I think that with such of diverse cast of characters on the show, they would be able to find
No, not MLP content currently, sorry to disappoint 
but I realized that I may as well share it here just for those interested. Whether I'll start writing here again remains to be seen (I'm not going to force myself to write something I'm not currently interested in), but I've finally started taking a hammer to that wall that keeps me from working on creative pursuits in my life. It's been 3 years since I've really done writing, but I've been doing it enough recently to justify
Parodypasta: Ghost Monopoly
A short story by Emma Lee Downs.
Summary: Just a quick parody I made of the game creepypastas on the internet which always made me laugh anyway. I hope you enjoy it.
Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3224295/1/Parodypasta-Ghost-Monopoly
Link 2: http://lyraalluse.deviantart.com/art/Parodypasta-Ghost-Monopoly-496267039
Parodypasta: The Scariest Story of All time
A short story by Emma Lee Downs.
Summary: I've been listening to a lot of creepypastas lately and thought I would write a parody since there aren't a lot of those out there. I hope you enjoy it.
Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3224275/1/Parodypasta-The-Scariest-Story-of-All-Time
Okay. Vacation time’s over, people. And all Theresa can say about it is that France and Ireland should have been nicer to her. Now she’s ready to get back to the grueling grind of trying to move coins with her mind. She describes it as the most boring and frustrating thing that she had ever done. (I promise you that reading about it is even worse). She’s most frustrated by her lack of any kind of progress, which might not have happened if she didn’t take so much time off to go visit countries
Somewhere out of the blue of left field at the eleventh hour, we are introduced to an attorney from New York named Connie McKesson. Apparently there is a class action lawsuit being filed against Theresa by greedy capitalists who thought that investing in gold was the safest thing to do, only to have the value of their investment plummet because of Theresa bringing in all that extra gold from space.
I am back.
I have been thinking long and hard about my true values in life. Ponies are the only reason I wake up in the morning. Without them, I am nothing and I don't want to return to anything.
Ever since they cancelled the ONLY mlp, I've been in a downard spiral.
The only thing I can do is sustain a small piece of the pure mastery of media by writing my fictions. I will be updating all of them within a week.
Scherzer goes back to his home country and assures the Israeli people that Theresa will help, and that anyone who challenges her is a fool, because she has the power to destroy the world. Since we already know how powerful Theresa is, and how beloved she is by the general populace, and how anyone who dares oppose her is humiliated or jailed, any potential conflict that can come of this is pretty much voided, no matter what the author tries to throw in.
Here we are at the last chapter of this literary abortion. The world starts to panic as Theresa’s plan to put everyone into a deep sleep begins to gradually overtake the globe. However, Stinson and Blair, Theresa two biggest, lame-brained, lobotomized, numbnuts cheerleaders assure the entire world population that while it may seem like a bad thing, nothing that Theresa does can ever be bad, and that Theresa can only be good and do good. Why is this a good thing? Because Theresa needs time to
Read My Fantasy Stories Please
I would really love some feedback on some fantasy stories that I've written in my journals so if you happen to have some time, please give them a read.
They are all relatively short, nothing complicated. So reading them should be a breeze.
Here are the ones I have posted so far.
To Catch A Falling Star: http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/621499/original-story-to-catch-a-falling-star
Original Story: To Catch A Falling Star
By Emma Lee Downs (LyraAlluse)
Once long ago on the world Tamerine there lived a young girl. The girl dreamed of going on grand adventures to find a star to hold in the palm of her hand. She would often speak of this to the other children of her village but they would only laugh at her words.
I made a beautiful song. Here are the lyrics for you to enjoy. XD
Also, I was high on orange soda when I wrote this. Don't judge meh. <_<
Wash Dat Bass
By Emma Lee Downs (AKA LyraAlluse)
The first step to being first class,
Is ya gotta remember to wash dat bass,
It ain't that much to ask,
And I don't mean donkey so don't give me sass.
The second step to being king,
Is scrubbing every little corner of your body clean,
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