[Disclaimer: While this blog post discusses Rule 34 statistics, it doesn't contain explicit imagery, embedded links to pornographic material or excessive coarse language.]

I've returned after a brief break, and you know what that means. That's right! It's time for another in-depth analysis of clop!

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I just caught MY FIRST SHINY IN GENERATION 7.

My first fishing encounter in Vast Poni Canyon netted me a shiny Barboach. On my second Ultra Ball I caught it.

Male, level 34.

I couldn't be happier right now.

What was your first Gen7 Shiny?

Is your body fucking ready?

Because...

I mean both movies share a lot of similar elements (aside from the whole 'time travel' thing) but this is by far the biggest one...

Or whatever holiday you're celebrating, I hope you enjoy it!

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GameFreak, stop.

GameFreak, no.

No.

No.

No.

No!

NO!

NO!

Torracat evolves into a Fire/Fighting-type.

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First of all, I'm starting my new job tomorrow, so I thought I'd get some stuff done today.

There's a new chapter of "Phantom Pony" out, "Dance with the Devil". Check it out!

Also, for Pokemon fans, I have a video of me battling on Pokemon Showdown:

Thanks for reading and watching! Wish me luck!

(photo in progress)
Name: Rosanne 'Rosa' Marie Parker
Sex: ♀ Age: 15 Years
Height: 5'08 Weight: 129.7 lbs.
B-W-H: 69-42-68 Blood Type: AB+
Birthday: October 7th, 2001 @ 3:51 AM
Hometown/city: Elisabeth, New Jersey

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"…Miri?" Roxy squeaked as the two parties continued to speak, "Who…Who are those two…"
"They are members of one of our neighbours, the Earth Tribe."
"Earth Tribe…" Roxy repeated quietly, staring at the two newcomers. After a moment, her eyes shot open wide in realization.
Ground-types!

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-Google Docs

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I know in my mind they're fake, they've been proven fake and these aren't going to appear in Pokemon Switch, but in my heart I'm still wishing they were real because I WANT THAT FUCKING RABBIT!!!

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"Where do you think you are going?!" he demanded, "Your training for today is not over!"
Roxy gave him a distressed look, frowning at him as if he were saying something insane. "It's raining!" she exclaimed, hoping this would get him to move so that she could spend less time getting drenched.
Taka raised an eyebrow and crossed his forelegs. "Are you serious?"
"C'mon, Taka! I'm getting wet!" she pleaded.

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I'm not crying, you are!

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I just... I just thought I'd write this. This might end up being a long blog, but oh well. Let's begin.

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Afternoon Everyone.

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"Okay, I thought I could do this…"

"You can."

"I-I dunno if I can do this…I-I-I'm not ready…"

"Roxy, trust me. You will be fine. We are not even going very far."

"B-but, Makari…"

The taller Pikachu sighed and frowned, looking down at her with his forepaws on her shoulders. He was trying to reassure her, but things were not quite going as planned.

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So since I was away last weekend I had got alot of time put into this game.

First of all, CAROL learned Psychic on level up so I immediately used a Moon Stone to evolve her into Musharna, and now makes a very unsettling ghost whistle sound when brough out into battle. (And since the Evoilite she's been holding this whole time is no longer in effect, I gave it to CHARON, which has evolved into Lampent.)

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Right, so, don't really know if anyone is gonna answer this, I'd really appreciate it though. Out of the several stories I've created on this site, Indomitable was a surprise, combining two fanbases without making things overly complicated, and yet it went really well. Everyone was supportive, starting small comment threads like my horrid interpretation of chess to Monster Hunter lore, it was alot of fun!

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