This is an informal 2nd person review of this mature rated story. Reader's discretion is advised before continuing this review or reading this story. https://www.fimfiction.net/story/454850/rumble-in-the-bunghole 

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Men get shamed for not losing their virginity while women get shamed for losing their virginity? Wow, what a fucked up heteronormative world we live in. The stigma about virginity needs to stop.

Can I get some Ponkchamps in chat pls?

So I spend like 14 hours on this site per day guys hello yes my life that meaningless haha :’D

So hey.

Yeah you readers. All of you men and ladies and boys too young to be on here. Yeah I'm pointing at you. Well pointing at a screen drunkenly as I work on a pony face mesh for my face mapping software.

Ugh...

Thank you.

I don't like getting all soppy and crap but when I drink and stuff well it happens.

Thanks.

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Hey guys, still around and coming to you now with not only news of my progress, but also a title drop, description, and cover art! I've been working none stop, and so far I've got 7 chapters finished out of a total of 18. I've also been thinking about the release date, and I think I may release the story a little bit earlier than I originally planned, so, keep watching!

'A Nightmare in Eidolon'

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I'd like to dedicate this blog to me, and how incredibly smart and handsome I am.

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Normally, the third chapter would have been as good as 70% finished. However, after saving and backup to another hard drive, both documents disappeared. And are now untraceable on both drives.

But hey, sure I like to rewrite 8,000 words again and pull as much as possible back out of my brain. NO THING!

Why? JUST WHY does the World hate me so much? - Just kidding, I'm fine😉

I feel like it's been a while since I've spoken with you beauties. So, you wanna know what I've been doing? I haven't been working. I've only finished a story that'll be published tomorrow. But what else am I doing? Well currently I'm hanging out with this bitch over here.

Yeah, I bought Skyrim recently. I don't know why. I guess just to say I've finally played Skyrim.

Best Smash Waifu. 10/10

LEGS. LEGS. What’s on the menu?

I think Nathaniel Bandy made something like this.

Plants VS Zombies 2021 looks great

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Kagome: Wait, so. your partner is a half demon with a bad attitude?

Hunters Twilight: And a short fuse...

Kagome: With a missing/dead parent?

Hunters Twilight: Who you argue with a lot?

Kagome: Yes!

Hunters Twilight: Wow.

[...]

[The two hug, extremely happy]

Both: FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS!

Kagome: I thought I was the only the person who had to deal with this!

Hunters Twilight: I know! It feels so good to meet someone who can relate!

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I just noticed that I've got 13 people following/watching me...

... umm...

okay...

I haven't done anything, but I'll accept this...

xD

Spent the whole afternoon napping in a hammock.

I need a longer spring break...

Welp, I injured myself. I missed the joint below my elbow, but oh colts does it hurt. I'm doing lots of ice and a half-pint of strong mead, for medicinal purposes, honest! I'll get it out Saturday. I really want the story completed. Sorry for the delay!

I noticed an interesting undercurrent in the comments on Appellation Mountains. A few people were disgusted by the very presence of Flash Sentry. Never mind that he was only in one scene and is merely the equine analogue of the Waifu Thief. No, any sign of Flash displeased them.

Naturally, I am therefore working on a story starring human Flash Sentry. It should be in the queue by tomorrow. Read on for a cut scene.

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Okay, folks, I think I better say something now and possibly prevent a headache later.

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..This to be the "official" BulkShimmer song!

Why, you ask? Because...

Threw this psychotic thing together. Lyrics are all from 3 of The Count of Monte Cristo songs from the musical. I own nothing.

(Yes, I didn't color this text. I'm too tired. Sorry.)

The world is a place where the villains wear a smile on their face
While they take what you can never replace
Stolen moments gone forever
And everyday shuffles by like the day before
On its way to the blackest of skies
And everyday a little death comes and paces the floor

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Okay, okay. I honestly do not see why so many people are up in arms about this. Like, I don't.

Hell, even the video itself at 1:30 explains that you can just set your channel via advanced settings to 'not for kids' and that really should be the end of it right?

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