> Boot up Titanfall.
> Rack up a 4x killing spree, 2.5 K/D vs pilots, and an 8-2 W/L of the last 10 games.
> Get accused of using an aimbot by the opponent at the bottom of the leaderboard who is using a Smart Pistol.

Huh.

I really thought that by getting a gaming PC, I'd have more adults to play with.

Oh well.

Full Name: Teona Royal British Egg
Future Career: Voice Actress
Birthday: January 6
Relationship Status: Hostage
Height: 5'6 (around that)
Favorite Color: Purple
Girl BestFriends: Soluna (& Cindy) - Online - RDcrystalheart, NorthernLights8 & Many More. Okay, more like 7 more.
Boy Bestfriend: None - Online - Blaze (DeviantART)
In Love?: YES (with Soluna... ????)
Want Kids?: Yes
If, So How Many?: 2-3
SnapChat: Yes, I have one.
Zodiac Sign?: Capricorn ♑️

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http://autumngravity.tumblr.com/post/164194817071/tuckhasthoughts-misterclarkrogers

that's a link to a post on tumblr I reblogged

watch the vid the whole way through omf

I'm working on the next chapter for The Immortality Diaries.

Be prepared.

So adventurous, in fact, that we got picked up in this helicopter:

Because, over the course of the couple of days of walking and camping with terrible weather, one of us hurt his leg badly enough that he couldn't walk and we had to make an emergency call. We got taken to Inverness, where we stayed the night in a youth hostel, then took a train back home. Now I'm just sitting in my underwear and eating cheese toasties.

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I love this song but I still love Gospel of Dismay!

Oh my stars and guarders... That, that was... I can't even put it into words. I'll have to let this pussy Simon Curtis do the talking.

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For reference--->

So yeah, got Payday 2 on a Steam sale. Installing now. Add me on Steam if you want to play once I've got it.

I GOT FEATURED THANK YOU EVERYBODY!!

Hiiiiiiii~!

The next one of my commissions is finally done~! This one is a Sparity fic (and I love that ship, as long as Spike is old enough~!). So totes don’t worry, this ones actually super sweet and romantic ANDDDD super fun and saucy!

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Hope you like it! I got another one I’m hard at work on so expect more soon!!!

Hiiiiiiii~!

You people and ponies are all so wonderful, giving me a break to get caught up before I launch into the next round of commissions~! Don't get me wrong, I'm still willing to talk about your sexy ideas, but the list is getting long, so it might be a bit before I get to them~!

But you can enjoy some super sexy TwiLuna times in the meantime~!

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Love you all~!

<3 ~ Honey

I wrote a story, guys!

Go take a look!

It's probably not too good…

I was gone all day at a fireworks show. Food was sub par, it was hot, music was good and THIS is how my night ended.
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Happy Birthday America and Goodnight

Hey loves, it's been awhile from my last blog. Not the longest mind you, but long enough for an update.

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Heya fellas,

My buddy Skeeter the Lurker approached me a while back about a contest he's hosting, wondering if I would like to be one of the judges for it. I thought the concept was super interesting, so I gladly agreed.

And it's here!

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...for you!

Yes, you, my Bell. I mean... my Belle. Help me out here!

Anyway... The actual Link is for Zel, duh! And... all of you, of (re)course! Share and Enjoy!

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Howdy folks!

It's always good to see your cute, adorable faces when I write here. Love seeing you guys!

However, I am utterly shattered. Exhausted. Pooped. Tired. Sleepy.

Is this the real life? Or is this fantasy?

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How crazy is that! Thank you so fricking much for making this milestone possible. 1000 may be a small number to some, but that figure is big enough for me. Words can't express how grateful I am that I get to share my story on this amazing website.

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Stuff is happening. New drafts. New edits. Follow me on Twitter for more frequent updates like this one.

Holy shit, guys. The 31st of this month marks the EIGHT YEAR ANNIVERSARY of my starting What They Expect to Give.

...FUCK.

If you read my last blogpost and saw my au lore dump, you might be interested to see that I did a shitty drawing of a Unicorn using the description I came up with ^^

sorry for the low quality, I lack a scanning apparatus with which to give a clean look. Hope you like it! ^^