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Jun
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2015

The Mother Of All Oxymorons · 2:26am Jun 10th, 2015

> Boot up Titanfall.
> Rack up a 4x killing spree, 2.5 K/D vs pilots, and an 8-2 W/L of the last 10 games.
> Get accused of using an aimbot by the opponent at the bottom of the leaderboard who is using a Smart Pistol.

Huh.

I really thought that by getting a gaming PC, I'd have more adults to play with.

Oh well.

Comments ( 11 )

I do not really see the oxymoron. Is it Smart Pistol? Is the pistol somehow not smart? Is it aimbot? No, that cannot be it, aimbot is one word. What is the oxymoron?

3135963 Um... The kid accusing me of aimbotting is using the weapon with the homing bullets that aim for you.

3135968 That is not really an oxymoron. It is more along the lines of the pot calling the kettle black.

3135983 Except the pot used skill and the kettle was using what I would call a bitch gun :P

3136072 Actually, in this case, Miles would be the Kettle using the skills and the pot would be the one using the "bitch gun".

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I mean, I'm flattered that my kill cams (when are kill cams EVER accurate?) make it seem like I have an aimbot that isn't caught by Respawn's anticheat software.

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It autoaims on the chest or head area of a target at close range as the wiki goes. Granted it also says it's not very good for pvp but I would still say anything that autoaims for you is bitch mode. But that's just me.

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Killcams are the best, I used to use them in world of tanks when I got taken down to get my platoonmates to avenge me :P

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That's not an oxymoron, that's just hypocrisy.

An oxymoron would be something like a liquid solid, or frozen fire, or a black light. Something that is, by the nature of its own (non)existence, is a contradiction.

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TLDW: Things like the Noob Tube and the Smart Pistol are there so that newbies can stand a chance, rather than getting positively massacred. They're not the best strategy available to you (just plain being good at the game is), and they can be annoying, but they're effective and easy to use, and it keeps the game from just becoming a ghost town of only a few veteran players.

The problem was not the platform but the game; playing Call of Duty, Battlefield, or Titanfall on any platform pretty much ensures that you'll be playing with children most of the time.

I really thought that by getting a gaming PC, I'd have more adults to play with.

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