Hello, friends! If you're still planning on writing feghoots for the the First Fimfiction Feghoot Contest, get cracking! The submission deadline is this Friday, July 19th at 11:59:59 pm, Pacific Time. If you beseech Super Trampoline for a short extension via PM, he might give you one, but don't push it. Get those stories in; we're almost at fifty already!

A ruler has unusually low standards for both herself and others. For no given reason, which has not yet been questioned by at least a thousand people, said ruler decided to be a male when originally female. She, who is now a he, meets up with a little girl in an alley way alone, which totally sounds like the start of a hentai plot. Cuddling afterwards, they decide to live together in an unusually huge cardboard box. Big enough to not also fit a large

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...but apparently everyone else is will be, to judge by my news feed.

Hope everyone there has fun with the writing panels. Don't drink too much (until after the panels, at least).

A fimfic user recently put out a call for experimental fics (using the term BROADLY.) They even said

Self promotions encouraged!

But what do people think an experimental fic is, anyway? What does that mean to them?

Most of my stories are experiments in how people might react to them...but that isn't really the stereotype that people apply that ~word~ phrase 'experimental fiction' to.

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I'm going to have my blog posts play across my tombstone. Just because.

Somewhere in the maelstrom that is my life, I said I was going to carve out a specific time, each day, to devote to keeping up with my writings. So far, not happening. I'm working on it though. Its something I need to do. Just need to force myself to do it.

Normally I'd do my late night rambling on Facebook but most everyone have unfriended me. Maybe I should just make a new account? Something to think about.

Pierre Cuzmobladersemptie.

A few of you may be aware that November is "National Novel Writing Month", in which aspiring writers practice writing quickly by writing 50,000 words in one month. I won't lie, I tried to do this, and failed miserably. The combination of exams and upcoming Fo4 has dug (and will dig) a lot of time out of writing.

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After almost half a year, the revised Sweetie Belle arc of Obama Returns to Equestria is finally finished!

Sweetie's Song ③

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I found this old poem in a book a while back (it's The Problim Children, it's really good!) and I got an idea. So here's the poem:

Monday's child is fair of face
Tuesday's child is full of grace
Wednesday's child is full of woes
Thursday's child has far to go
Friday's child is loving and giving
Saturday's child works hard for a living
But the child who's born on the Sabbath day, (Sunday-it's a religious poem but let's ignore that)
Is good and wise in every way

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imposting chapter 3 even though its not done sue me

But as I said I probably won't be that active. I would like some people to volunteer as admins and manage the group in my absence. So any tributes? This might be a little hypocritical since I've never admin-ed a group nor finished a story myself but I will give preference to people who have.

So apparently I have two followers. This amuses me mildly.

Since the two of you decided to keep an eye of what I'm doing, here's a poll:

What is better, more short chapters more often or long chapters less often?

First off, I love each and every one of you as family.
Second, my 100 follower benchmark special awesome tribute thing will probably be a short video narrated by me detailing how I became a brony, how I came to know this awesome community for its worth (benchmark video totally not an idea stolen from DerpyMuffin7). I mean, come on! Last I checked, to my knowledge, we're the largest fanbase for any TV show ever! As long as there's TV and the Internet, bronies and pegasisters will exist.

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Yeah, so I posted up the story earlier than I said I was going to.

Why? Because. It is kinda grating on me with how bloated it seemed, so I streamlined the hell out of it, and so I couldn't go back and bloat the hell out of it again, I sent it on it's merry way. Take THAT you over-editing jerk!

But yeah, it was getting too wordy, so I cut it back and set the standard to myself so now I have a pacing benchmark.

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So I still have some writer's block. I have had some ideas at least, unfortunately they are ideas about how to end the story. The next chapter should (again I've learned to never say that any fact about one of my st ories is certain) be about Twilight and Rani's internal conversation. Meaning not much will actual happen.
.....I appear to not even know what to write here for now. Lovely...
I wish the words came easier, and more coherently.

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I've been doing lots of writing, but not my usual sort.

First thing to finish (sometime with this weekend and the coming week) and edited, then posted, will be a poem. A poem big enough to post on fimfic, yay.

Have a teaser:

And analyzed, this feeling brought
to bear, emotions fought and beat
and managing this feat still sought
say, “This is blue and this is not!”
then set each colour with its own
and whisper in a softer tone
“Here is red and here is yellow,”

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Now that majority of my schoolwork's been done and dusted, do you guys have anything good there? Like a story to read, or a story that you need edited? I've got a shit-ton of spare time right now.

Also, if you were wondering why I don't act like myself (Michael) in blog posts but in comments and replies I do, it's cause my blog is where I could go OOC and just act like myself IRL.

Yup, it's the first contest of 2015.

Since I'm devoting most of my attention to school and the first couple chapters of 'Ages and Ages More,' I think I've found a fun way to keep the intrigue of 'Changelings' going strong.

I'm going to post a line of dialogue from some upcoming chapters of 'Changelings.' No context, just dialogue. Your job, my faithful followers, is to tell me the following;

1. Character that says the line.

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Hey guys just a few announcements

Cousin Vinyl Chapter 7 will be out by Sunday

and exspect to see a new story out by the same time,

this blog is short because no one even reads it anyway

The antagonists in this show tend to invite weirdly persistent debates. All the way into season 5, there're still arguments about whether Gilda, in fact, did anything wrong. Any conversation about it dissolves into madness. Let's try to bring a little order, an' tally up the arguments for each side. Whose fault is it? Note: Any argument that somehow involves The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone doesn't count. This is only about Griffon the Brush-Off. No fanon, either.

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