One, no Christmas story, if that wasn't obvious. I blame myself and.... mostly myself. And Mass Effect! With it's interesting characters and kind of not so good combat and the fact the only alien I can bang if the jailbait from the race of blue lizard-squid lesbians. I want my adorkable gypsy hypochondriac tech fetishist now, not later.

What was I talking about? Oh right, I'm supposed to be a writer. It's in your fucking name!

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I deeply apologize to everyone, who was expecting this past sunday for a chapter update, especially shinigamisparda, and to make matters worse, I'm unbelievably busy this week, between work, prior engagements with friends, and college open houses, I'm completely booked. Hopefully I'll be able to get a new chapter out by the middle of next week.

Once again, deeply sorry for the delay.

Anypony else think it's creepy that Pinkie Pie keeps a file on everypony in Ponyville, including their darkest fears? Just me? Hmm.

"Best Friends"

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Four years before the Ray Charles smash, Gibson released this very first recording of the country standard on the flip side of his hit “Oh Lonesome Me”:

Chart Peaks: Billboard 'Country' #7 - Billboard 'Pop' #81

More Don Gibson hits:
Oh Lonesome Me https://youtu.be/q3eR_Gffrns
Sea Of Heartbreak https://youtu.be/Pr6blv4uinc
Blue Blue Day https://youtu.be/EQ_lzlTajhM
Just One Time https://youtu.be/fIhXiK3i5gA

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and it fucking dies anyway

fuck u phone

So with a title like that I'm sure you're expecting something either truly disturbing, or connected to the Metal Gear franchise.

Neither, but it is something I want out of my head, and I know where to pin the blame! (he proclaimed posing with his hand in the air as if cursing the cruel gods)

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How crazy is that! Thank you so fricking much for making this milestone possible. 1000 may be a small number to some, but that figure is big enough for me. Words can't express how grateful I am that I get to share my story on this amazing website.

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Whoo, got another Not-A-Contest fic for y'all!

Source

Given the title, it's not a spoiler to say Fluttershy's in it. May I present SparklingTwilight's latest work:

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At last, after 1(0,000) years, I’m free!
Righteousness and superior horseword output have triumphed, and Rider on the Storm lies complete at my digital feet!
And like the titular character, I had a fantastic time writing it.
Now I’d like to take a minute, so just sit right there,
And I’ll tell you a few little behind-the-scenes diddies about how this story was made.

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I'm running around Fimfiction being a dumbass.

It's 1 AM.

Someone knock me out, please.

I apologize if this blog post seems a bit too rough or defensive, but simply put, I haven't had the drive, the 'oomph' to write as of late. And it's not just for this fandom, but for ALL my other fandoms. I mean, I go to Google Docs wanting to write and as soon as I open up any given document, my mind just blanks and I can't write a damn thing.

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It would seem that I might be in need of new / additional editors. If you're interested, shoot me a message.

#Gokies.

Spread the love of fab Goku.

Recently, I put one of my stories into a group that takes story submissions and then somepony decides if yours is worthy enough to qualify.

Here's the problem. I don't remember doing this. I probably did it by mistake.* I hope I did it by mistake, at least; with the depression my memory has been execrable.

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What are...

What are words?

What are the words that can do this episode justice?

Just how good was this episode?

Well, let's see. What did you think, Putin?

How about you, Obama?

And what about you, Kim?

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The TCB story revolves around a central theme, "Don't Put Your Dick In Crazy."

Remember that.

My job, as the author, is to convince you otherwise. And if you do. Even for a second. Ha!

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I’ve written and rewritten the beginning of this blog about a dozen times now. I couldn't seem to get it right. So, let’s just get honest and real.

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A collection of stories.. sh*tfics actually.

Don't bother reading that if you don't like crackfics or mild swearing or mean words.

I'm seriously working on a real story. Don't believe me?
...
Okay. Well I don't believe you either.

I just spent it doing shit and listening to trashy music. I hope your day has been good.