One of those desperate girls who want you to see them strip or something on webcam sent me a spam e-mail and was like, "Hey Baby. Want to bang? Here's the link to my private messenger if you want to hit me up."

And I so I did what every sensible person would do and clicked the link to the messenger.

When I was in the messenger thing I said, "Listen, Candy (that was her name). Banging hurts a lot. I just stubbed my toe last week. You can understand why I am not interested."

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Lyra's HUGE Journal Giveaway

Hello everyone! I have a lot of pony crafts that I have made that need a good home. And what better way to give them a good home but with a giveaway? So, this is what I am going to do!

So how do you enter into this giveaway, you might ask?

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One time when I went grocery shopping at Walmart, I started to get this weird feeling like something was slipping down from my waist. It took me a minute to realize that my underwear was starting to slide down by back side, slowly but surely. Like it was meticulously plotting its revenge for all of the times I stuck it in the dryer without the cottony dryer sheet, to save money by conserving the amount I used weekly. Oh it would have its revenge for not being extra fluffy like the towels that

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The Winners Of Lyra's HUGE Journal Giveaway

Okay guys, I did the drawing and these are the winners of all the contest prizes mentioned in the original journal entry here.

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Hello, everybody!
It's me again! I know it hasn't been all that long, but this chapter isn't all that long either~ Chapter 11: The Final Wall is now released! It isn't the end yet, but it is still an important chapter by all means~ Given, I haven't edited it that much with everything going on with my college classes, but I think it's just sweet enough to be a good chapter. Be sure to check it out~!

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Oh boy, today was a day. Rather than give you a long, ranty blogpost about the two delightful comebacks I got to work on (one which had a failure which had nothing to do with what I'd fixed on the car previously and the other which had a recurrence of an issue that the customer had chosen not to repair the last time we saw it) or discuss the Ford Ranger that I'm diagnosing for a no-start (in the case of this Ranger, no-start is in everyone's best interest, because then the owner can't drive it

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Someone had to do it, so it might as well be me.

Yes, that's right, I made a Rarity x Coloratura group. Or I suppose, a Rarity + Coloratura group; it is intended to encompass not only shipfics, but also stories about them as friends or working together.

Why?

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I've been a member of this site since 2012. Like... I just don't even know. That's over four years. Wow.

*sighs*

Guys... I am so sorry. But I'm afraid Detective Rarity and the Haunted Carousel is going to be cancelled. I know you all were probably expecting more but... I'm sorry, I just can't do it.

The story is just a blatant retelling of the original game and I know I'm better than that.

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"That is IT!" screeched Trixie as she flung a hoof accusingly at nopony in particular. "The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie has had enough!"

"What's she up to?" whispered Rarity with the most ladylike subtlty she could muster at 9 o'clock in the morning.

Starlight Glimmer shrugged and sipped her coffee. "No clue. Probably best we just let her get it out of her system, though."

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