Evictus blocked me

I don't know why it took almost 300 goddamn stories to do it

But this is now a thing

Please don't take this blog seriously

I've decided to come back to life. It's been a rough few months as I transitioned into yet another living space. I have an apartment again, living on my own, with nothing but my thoughts for company. Nobody here to tell me what's a bad idea, which is why I have a pie cooling on the stove and two cans of sugary drinks next to me awaiting my attention.

Who missed me? Nobody? Good, then nothing's changed.

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To the people who voted that I didn't post enough cross-dressing Sombra, there's now a new story up - just something silly and sweet - with Sombra in yet another dress. Also, Luna. It was really fun to just... write, and to revisit Sombra's wonderful first person perspective (which will appear once in Enemy of Mine, it anyone is curious) as well as to get a piece of fluff out there.

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I swear I'm unable to write consistently, I used to write maybe twelve different stories at one time and never finished one, I only added more to the list. Thank god my tablet broke and I lost my data, it would have otherwise driven me further insane. I was however, disappointed in losing the beginning chapter to a Tolkien and George R. R. Martin inspired story, but it was the price I had to pay. Anyway, the reason I am writing this is to alert you to my inefficientcy at deadlines, I had

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That's right, the Procrasti-nation!

(Cue crickets)

Fine. Well, while I'd rather be in the Imagi-nation, I have learned something new. Writing is hecking hard, and I'm stuck on both my currently-running stories. Meanwhile, I've got an upcoming speech on net neutrality and a ten-page paper on the growth of the automobile and I swear I'm going to flip a table.

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Ĉu vi memoras ĉi tiu blogposton? Kompreneble ne, ĉar neniu legis ĝin, sed se oni ja legus ĝin, si verŝajne forgesus antaŭ ol nun. Mi diras tion, ĉar fakte mi forgesis rapide. Priparoli ion kaj fari ĝin estas tre malsimilaj.

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"Horizon!" you might ask as the clock ticks down toward August. "Are you going to be at Bronycon?"

Full details below, but first, I will let the convention's website answer that question:

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This color, to be more specific. My day has been pretty good. I ate a bagel sandwich with cream cheese and prosciutto. Have I ever told you that I like to fuck bagels? I'm bad, I'm bad, I know.

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And this time there's a three in front!

Oh no!

(Oh, and new chapters coming soon)

IN WHICH A LITTLE UPDATE
Hi. I won't keep you long. I just wanted y'all -- my three-ish loyal readers -- to know that I have updated THE GUIDE to include more recent information (read: crazy ideas), as well as some hints at where my story arcs will be headed.

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Yet again, thanks to everyone for making Vice Principal Luna Has Pretty Eyes a hit! I never would've thought one of my embarrassing junior high stories would've gotten me so many likes on FiMFiction, but it goes to show that inspiration can come from the strangest places. I'll definitely write the other two someday, and know that Dean Cadance Has A Cute Laugh is practically begging to be an awkward Shining Armor fic. Because falling head over heels with a girl over something

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So, thanks to things happening rapidly all at once I went from needing to make one blog post to probably wanting to make three, so I had a brilliant idea-

Combine all the topics which will be of wildly different levels of interest to different people into one confusing mess!

Part 1: Intricate Disguise and There's Really No Way To Be Funny About This

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Just got a review for one of my MLP stories I put on fanfiction.net.

I mean it is nice to see a review rival the length of my story. But the lengthy review really boiled down to something like you did okay but Maud in my opinion is kind of mean to Pinkie now in season six and seven so I the reader wanted to say how you didn't take that into account. Also it was fine but okay.

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One, and this should have happened sooner but things have been wild on my end, but libertydude wrote a cute little story for me for Jinglemas featuring Best Pone Moon Edition and Best Pone Bacon Edition. It is cute and has a few good laughs. Go give it a read if that sounds good to you.

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I am feeling 99.9% better and got my writing rhythm back in force this week. While it isn't for The Prince's New Sweater, it is for Mad Seeress of the North and that story is seriously overdue for an update, so why the hell not?

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hopefully

also hopefully it's nothing too serious omg

So Princess Luna released a new DREAMSCAPE version yesterday. And apparently I'm one of the early adopters, because I had a hell of a dream.

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Okay so first of all, it seems that Shadow of a Doubt had been reposted, without my permission, to Wattpad. This has never happened to me before, so I'm not sure how to go about it just yet. Any and all advice is appreciated. I'm assuming I just go for a copyright violation, but at the same time I'm not 100% sure if that's the right choice. Doing that asks for a lot of information so I need to be sure.

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