Five years is a long time.

A lot of things change in five years.

Five years ago I didn’t think I’d be approving stories for fimfiction.

Five years ago I didn’t think I’d be managing a story universe.

I didn’t really imagine myself making friends, going to conventions, getting into the Royal Canterlot Library, EqD, or having a catchphrase…

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When Little Timmy went for lunch,
He stopped, and cheerful, chose:
'The very best burrito-brunch,
Devoid of GMOs!'

He slowly paused to read the sign:
'We're proud to serve instead
Authentic food on which to dine -
Unmodified!' it said.

And so he gaily made his way
To step, content, inside.
But Timmy ate at Chipotle.
And Timmy fucking died.

- Poem for your Sprog, Reddit

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Delegate is the word of the day! Know your duties!

I've been toying with the idea of writing a prequel to Letter to Cozy Glow's Parents, but I'm not sure what the interest level would be. Would you want to read a short, extra-dark, M-rated one-shot dealing with Cozy's relationship with her parents, exploring why she is the way she is?

Feel free to leave a comment. I'll count upvotes to comments as votes for.

Hey guys!

So I've been writing on here for a while, and I love every second of this, but sometimes I feel like I don't get to answer all your comments or reviews or questions well enough. So today, I want to rectify that.

If you guys have questions for me, about me, or my stories, or where I get my inspiration, submit them to me in a message! I'll try and answer all of them! Multiple questions are welcome, and I'd love to give you all some insight into my thought process.

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I'm over here, trying to draw Shimmer's hair. I look up her front view and I see tons of diaper fetishes, r34, and some nerdy OC dude in romantic scenarios with Shimmer...

Like seriously,

Spoiler content: None whatsoever until the big red Contains Spoilers warning sign, after it only the vaguest possible spoilers for Doctor Strange which should not be a surprise to you if you know anything at all about the character or the movie and also some sundry spoilers for Avengers (2012).

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Just a heads up; FiCG: The Last Laugh will be delayed by a certain Baltimore get-together. I'll be working on it and retrospective blogs tomorrow, if not this evening.

HE WAS A SHITPOSTER SHE SAID SEE YOU LATER BOY

Please read this.

It's about plagiarism, and reasons why people who have been accused of it are actually innocent. (falsely accused, like my good friend Mat, who got banned for something he didn't even really do)

Well, I'm fresh off a drunken bender and ready to hop back into writing.

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Note: This blog delves into serious issues involving my personal life. If you're looking for entertainment, you won't find it here. See other parts of this series: |1|

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2 million industrial kitchen opens doors for students in Whittier

WHITTIER >> Looking very professional in their uniforms, black caps, black pants and double breasted chef white 14 sophomores prepared chicken with oyster sauce on Wednesday in Cal High new $1.2 million classroom kitchen.

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GALAXY NEBULA
THE HIGH AND THE MIGHTY
b/w YOU AND YOUR SWEET LOVE

UNITED ARTISTS UP 35104

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We could all use a moment of levity right now. Fortunately, I just experienced two.

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Burger King

Source

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Due to my being on the other side of the country, preoccupied with this whole convention mishegoss, the next Friendship is Card Games will be delayed until Tuesday. Tomorrow, I'm flying from the West Coast to the East, and that tends to eat your whole day due to time zone shenangians. Expect the EFNW overview blog around the same time.

(And don't worry, despite the blog title, no mysterious guys in trenchcoats are offering cosplay supplies.)

Hi,

Here is the full, official synopsis of the Make Your Mark special:

Months after magic has returned to Equestria, Sunny Starscout and her new pony friends are excited to celebrate their new lives on Maretime Bay Day! But while their group may have adjusted to magic's return, plenty of Unicorns and Pegasi are still having trouble mastering their powers, frustrating the non-magical Earth Ponies who wish to return to how things were before.

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So... Shenanigans ensue... I'm still in Quarantine, still on the Fever Yo-Yo of Plague Rat-ness...

Y'know... the only Plague Rat I wanted to be was a fan of Emilie Autumn, dammit...

Anyways... Sorry for random digressions... It's gotten to the point where my doc's recommended that I get the Fauci Ouchies in the hopes that it will, as it has for some other "long haulers" like myself, kick the last of this out of my system.

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"Okay, finally finished with Thorax's thing."

"Yep, now, let's see who dies next."

"Go Cousin Hero!"

"Yeah, go me!"

Day 4:
Smolder attempts to climb a super tall tree but falls to her death
Stinger poisons Gallus' drink, he drinks it and dies
Mantis searches for water and firewood
Hero searches for water
Ocellus dies from an infection

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