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MonolithiuM


Reality is relative, logic is a lie, and God prefers Thinmints over Tagalongs.

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Mar
17th
2016

"WTF ARE YOU DOIN' BRUH?" - March 17, 2016 · 10:08am Mar 17th, 2016

Well, I'm fresh off a drunken bender and ready to hop back into writing.

I'm wrapping up my midterms and working on the BwBb's Chapter 31– But You're Still Kicking a Ball, Idiot. Additionally, I've completed the art for ARC III: Making Bank, BwBb's second to last ARC before its finale. Do NOT expect the finale for quite a while, I do have a personal life (one that generally doesn't include tequila/vodka or smoking entire packs in a couple days), as well as school and family stuff.

Believe it or not, my lazy ass is actually also looking over Your Human and You: Twisted Product. I have finally come to a conclusion on how many ponies Pollux will murder and what exactly will happen. Expect fire, laughter, tears, and more than a little violence.

Now, it is six in the morning, I watched the entire first season of Bojack Horseman (again) drunk, and I ate some Cheetos like some fucking neckbeard. I have an upset stomach and I need to pick up a family member from middle school later today. Fun. Enjoy whatever breaks you have and for the love of God do not mix Pepsi Max with Citron Svedka. Jesus fucking Christ, what a horrible drink.

The Svedka. Pepsi Max is eh, but drink Jose Cuervo.

P.S.– If you have to absolutely drink vodka, drink Absolut.

P.P.S.– That's a joke, I only drink vodka to make me hate myself so I know what other people feel like. I think I'm usually too happy with myself even when I should be hating what I am. Anyway, tequila=happiness, vodka=self-loathing.

P.P.P.S.– Don't drink vodka, it is man's Original Sin given a tangible form.

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