There’s a reason humour is my highest priority in this show. A funny or cute episode with narrative inconsistencies, a predictable storyline, or flawed characterization is still a funny or cute episode, whereas a boring episode with zero inconsistencies, is still a boring episode. The wonderful “Parental Glideance” is a strong example of that, demonstrating how energy and charm can overpower even a weak moral, and while I can’t help but feel frustrated with the direction the moral took,

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 45th episode analysis, and the first installment of my "Thanksgiving Treat", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "It's Magic, Charlie Brown"

Here's the rundown of it:

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of The Three Stooges's "Playing the Ponies".

Here’s the rundown of it:

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Yo, what's up, my pals?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 19th episode review, I'm gonna analyze the third and final thirty minute special of Equestria Girls: "Mirror Magic".

Here's the summary of it:

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Top of the morning to you, my pals.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 18th episode review, I'm gonna be analyzing the second out of three thirty minute specials of Equestria Girls: "Movie Magic".

Here's the summary of it:

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the Three Stooges's "Restless Knights".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Once again I got Prane and Gulheru with me to review another episode! So that episode was basically Yaks smashing everything, right? Yeah basically with some other things. Because if it's not perfect, Yaks don't like it!!! SMASH! So wanna see less smashing and more reviewing? Get it below!

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Spoilers are back!

The Cutie Mark Map is back! Twilight's passive meltdowns are back! Gilda is back!

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Earlier this season, "Newbie Dash" caused a lot of controversy for a number of reasons. I myself was disappointed by it, and yet, I have been completely unable to stop thinking about it since. I predict the same will be true of "Every Little Thing She Does," an interesting episode with a lot going on beneath the surface. It confirms Starlight Glimmer as an interesting character - but, unfortunately, it struggles with making her likeable, and despite a satisfying ending, has pacing issues

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WARNING: The following blog post contains spoilers. If you have not yet watched this episode, you might want to do so before you read this post.

This episode did not make me smile. Not even once. And that's a shame for something I spent twenty-two minutes of my life on for the purpose of entertainment.

So what's wrong with this episode?

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Pony is back!

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Well, the show's back, how 'bout that? :O I finally get to change my avatar! You can read below to find out why, if it's not obvious. :3

Unlike previous Pipe Land blogs, this one also includes the three latest EQG shorts! (Spoilers: they're better than the first four.) You can crtl-f "Discordant" if you don't wanna scroll through or read them, but then I will be a sad pinata. :C

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Allow me to sum up my reaction to this episode thusly.

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And now time to end the season.

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Happy holidays, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

And today, for the 6th installment of my "Christmas Craze", I'm gonna be reviewing "Phineas and Ferb: Christmas Vacation".

Here's the summary of it:

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Merry Christmas, my good friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 60th episode analysis, my final one for 2021, and the 3rd installment of this year's "Christmas Craze", I'm gonna give you guys my first take on an installment of the VeggieTales franchise: "The Toy That Saved Christmas".

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WARNING: The following blog post contains spoilers. If you have not yet watched this episode, you might want to do so before you read this post.

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of The Three Stooges' "Matri-Phony".

Here's the rundown of it:

In the city of Ancient Erysipelas, the Three Stooges are owners of a pottery shop where they make and sell their own products.

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So, this weekend I got shanghaied invited to join in on a review and discussion thing of the new episode. Not having watched many episodes lately, I thought that would be a nice way to get back on the old horse pony, and maybe kickstart myself to finally catch up with the episodes. For now, though, it's just episode 17.

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OH MY FUCKING GOD.

THE LATEST EPISODE.

I SLAMMED MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALLS WHEN IT ENDED AND MY NEIGHBOR CAME TO COMPLAIN SO I STOLE HIS CAR KEYS AND FUCKED HIS DAUGHTER. I HAVE BEEN TWISTING MY NIPPLES FOR THE LAST SEVEN HOURS. I CAN SEE THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.

MASSIVE FUCKING SPOILERS AFTER THE FUCKING BREAK.

FUCK.

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