Thoughts On The Character DevelOH MY FUCKING GOD. · 4:18pm Oct 13th, 2015
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
THE LATEST EPISODE.
I SLAMMED MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALLS WHEN IT ENDED AND MY NEIGHBOR CAME TO COMPLAIN SO I STOLE HIS CAR KEYS AND FUCKED HIS DAUGHTER. I HAVE BEEN TWISTING MY NIPPLES FOR THE LAST SEVEN HOURS. I CAN SEE THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
MASSIVE FUCKING SPOILERS AFTER THE FUCKING BREAK.
FUCK.
APPLEBLOOM TRIED TO GET A DANCING CUTIE MARK ON HER OWN, THE FUCKING BASTARD
SO WAS THIS THE BEST EPISODE EVER YOU ASK WELL OF COURSE NOT YOU FUCKING BOLLOCKTESTER THE HUNDREDTH EPISODE MADE MY DICK SO HARD I USE IT TO CUT DIAMONDS THIS ONE MERELY SMASHES THEM TO PIECES BUT IT'S STILL BRILLIANT OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THIS BULLSHIT.
SO IT STARTS AS A FUCKING NORMAL--ASS EPISODE RIGHT.
OH MY GOD THIS IS SO BORING FUCK THIS EPISODE AMIRITE
BUT THEN BAM.
OH MY GOD THIS IS SO EXCITING FUCK THIS EPISODE AMIRITE
AM I SAYING THAT PIPSQUEAK IS AMAZING? FUCK NO HE'S JUST A BRITISH PONY BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT MATTERS MOTHERFUCKER OH NO THE WORD YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HERE IS TONE.
HE'S SO FUCKING TINY OH MY GOD I WANT TO SHOVE A PUMPKIN UP HIS ASS TO GIVE HIM VITAMINS
BECAUSE GUESS WHAT YOU SHITHEAD TURNS OUT THIS ISN'T JUST ANOTHER "OH WOE IS ME I HAVE NO CUTIE MARK" EPISODE OH NO HERE THE FUCKING CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS ARE OPTIMISTIC AND THEY IMMEDIATELY SWITCH THEIR ATTENTION TO FUCKING PIPSQUEAK.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TINY
AND YOU'RE LIKE "OH I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN HERE" AND THEN BAM.
BAM
ALL OVER YOUR FACE.
FUCK THAT SAD FILLY OVER THERE I HATE HER
"OH BUT I DON'T LIKE DIAMOND TIARA" WELL FIRST OF ALL FUCK OFF OPINIONS ARE ENTIRELY SUBJECTIVE AND YOU ARE ALLOWED TO DISLIKE THAT CHARACTER BUT STILL GO CUT OFF YOUR TONGUE WITH A NAILCLIPPER.
YOU SEE THIS IS WHY THE EPISODE IS SO GREAT. THIS EPISODE IS SO SEXY I HAD TO RUN TO VICTORIA'S SECRET AND EAT THREE HUNDRED PUSH-UP BRAS TO FEEL WORTHY.
MY NEIGHBOR'S DAUGHTER GAVE BIRTH TO A CHILD OF THE STARS AND THE HEAVENS OPENED WHEN THIS HAPPENED.
IMMEDIATELY WE START THINKING THAT OH MY GOD ARE THEY REALLY DOING THIS ARE THEY GONNA DEVELOP DIAMOND TIARA AS A CHARACTER WHY ARE WE---WAIT A SECOND WHAT WAS THE TITLE OF THIS THING AGAIN.
THIS JOKE WAS PREDICTABLE BUT I'M A DIAMOND TIARA FAN SO I HAVE A NEW PHONE WALLPAPER NOW
THEN A LOT OF SHIT HAPPENED AND IT WAS NEAT.
WOW SHIT
HAHAH WHAT A DICK
SECOND BRITISH PONY IN THE SERIES FOLKS AHAHAHAH APPARENTLY NOW I'M RACIST ISN'T IT ADORABLE NO SERIOUSLY BRACKETS ARE GOOD FOR YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND NEVER GET YOUR HAND NEAR A HORSE'S MOUTH
OH YOU GET IT ASSHOLE WE'RE NEVER MAKING UP FOR THIS YOU CROSSED THE LINE THIS IS AN OFFENSE SO GREAT NOT EVEN FARTING AROUND WITH A HAMMER WILL FIX IT
BUT BROH
WE BROH NO MOH
YOU FUCKING FUCKASSES THOUGHT PONYVILLE WAS SHIT WHY ARE YOU LIVING THERE NOW MAKE UP YOUR MIND CHRIST ALMIGHTY
THIS MARE GOT A NOSEJOB
I ENJOY THE IDEA THAT THIS ASSHOLE IS GENUINELY TRYING TO BE NICE HERE SHE'S JUST REALLY FUCKING BAD AT IT DO YOU FEEL ME
LOOK AT THE FUCKING TENDERNESS IN HER EYES
THIS IS THE POINT WHERE YOU START TO WONDER IF THIS REVIEW IS BEING OBJECTIVE OR IF I HAVE A BIAS IN FAVOR OF DIAMOND TIARA BUT ALLOW ME TO RETORT:
CRUMPETS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PIG PONY
WHEN DID YOU THREE BECOME A HIVEMIND EXACTLY I'M WONDERING THAT NOW
AND THEN, BAM.
IT FUCKING HAPPENED.
THIS WAS A CLICHÉ BUT I DON'T CARE BECAUSE LOOK AT THE VARIETY IN THE FOALS THIS SHOW HAS GONE SO FAR WHEN IT COMES TO ANIMATION IT'S LIKE SEEING YOUR CHILD GROW UP FROM A FUCKING TWAT TO AN TWATTING FUCK
THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS THEY HAVE A CUTIE MARK NOW.
I FELT FORCED TO INCLUDE THIS SCREENSHOT
Y'SEE THIS IS A BIG DEAL BECAUSE SURE SOME FOLKS ARE GOING TO COMPLAIN AND SAY IT WAS A COPOUT BECAUSE THEY MAINTAINED THE STATUS QUO BUT GUESS WHAT THEY HAVE FINALLY DEVELOPED THIS BULLSHIT THEY HAVE FINISHED THIS ARC AND GUESS WHAT.
GUESS WHAT'S THE BEST PART.
NONE OF YOU COCK-UPS SAW IT COMING.
SINGING, BUILDING, AND PERFORMING? FUCK THAT. THE JOURNEY'S THE DESTINATION, ZEN UP YOUR BUTTHOLE SO HARD YOU'LL BE PUKING VIETNAMESE RICE FOR SEVEN WEEKS.
THE ARC IS DONE, THE CMC ARE GOING TO BE FORCED TO DO NEW THINGS -- SURE SOME OF THEM WILL BE ABOUT HELPING OTHER PONIES WITH THEIR CUTIE MARKS BUT HEY WORLDBUILDING.
CONTINUITY, DEVELOPMENT, BREAKING THE STATUS QUO AT LEAST ON A VISUAL LEVEL. THAT TAKES FUCKING GUTS.
THE CUTIE MARKS ARE HORRIBLE? YES. THEY MAKE NO SENSE AESTHETICALLY? YES.
BUT WAS THIS A NORMAL EPISODE? NO.
IT WAS AN IMPORTANT ONE.
CHOKE ON THE HUGE CANON DICK, FOLKS, BECAUSE ONE RIDE JUST ENDED AND ANOTHER STARTED.
DAMN FUCKING RIGHT FENCE IT'S YOU AGAINST ME AND I'M NOT GONNA LOSE NO SIRE THIS IS IT NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW
OH SHITTLES NO EVERYTHING IS LOST
SHIT I SHOULDN'T HAVE DITCHED OFF THAT ASSHOLE SHE WOULD HAVE COME IN HANDY HERE BUT OH WHO AM I KIDDING THIS FENCE IS TOO BIG FOR HER ANYWAY
YOU RANG?
OH MY FUCKING BOLLOCKS
HAHAH YEAH I'M GOOD NOW
My characterization of Silver Spoon is fucking spot on.
Honestly I always figured we would get a double whammy episode near the end of the shows run with the CMC's getting there buttstamps at the second to last episode. Beyond all that, Silver Spoon telling DT off was priceless.
Cutie Marks though just don't seem right to me. Garish looking with all the derivitives of purple in it.
The first part of this blog made Loopy laugh out loud...
as always
She's had to scroll right past the rest as she is yet to see the episode...as always she is behind the times
Also she has no idea why she is talking in third person...must be one of those days
Adios
Ooooooh, so that's what happen to my car keys.
I would like to direct Sir's attention to the verifiable fact that I BUCKING CALLED IT.
Looks awesome on Scoots, looks like an OC butt stamp on the others.
That is a lot of variety in the kids. Yet we know that everypony between really young and really old have the exact same body type. So... What exactly happens to ponies when they grow up? Is there like a machine, or does the magic of harmony just magically erase all physical differences except for hair style. Pony puberty must be brutal, but at least you won't get made fun of for being different.
someone think that DT converted to the not-asshole way istantly was rushed.
she had a whole fucking song about how she wanted to change for a while but she never knew how, followed by the CMC actually explainig her how to do it and she doing it, for fuck sake, it was probably the most explained change in the whole serie
but I think the shileld should have been single color, the toys are gonna be even more problematic now...
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You might say they were amending that fence.
I like that this is still the most reasonable counterargument I've had to the points I raised.
I could only imagine Filthy Frank's voice while reading this.
BRITISH PONIES ARE AWESOME!
3467082 I don't know. The cutie marks looked cool.
Like the emblem of a corporation dedicated to helping fillies and colts getting cutie marks that is sponsored by Discord, led by three crazy daredevils with no good baseline for safety, managed by a gambler and a stockholder(legalized gambler), actually run by three stallions who were previously helped, lost said help, found a new job, and is now losing grip on sanity.
I present to you CMC.
Communist
Marx
Crusades.
Something went wrong.
Cutie
Mark
Crusades.
I think this text just damaged my hearing somehow. I'm blaming your starchild.
Apparently I'm a fascist that doesn't understand true love.
Also no one take Aragon with them to the museum.
PS:
That one with the yellow text was pretty hard to read.
At one point it looked like it was saying Diamond Tiara had terrible partners.
--Sollace
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This is the third person I talk to -- I didn't expect anybody to read the skulls text, hence the orange letters.
Y'all crazy.
Love ya for it, mind you.
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Of course I read the skulls text, how could you not?
IT IS IN THE GLORIOUS CAPS LOCK
--Sollace
This was my favorite part, I rewound four times to get the screen shot. Then Mythril Moth posted it first.
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You were saying?
Jokes on you, I overlaid a filter onto the skull text so I read it easily. WHO'S THE REAL WINNER HERE, ARAGON? WHO IS IT?
Is this the best blog in the universe or what?
HOLY SON OF COCK WHAT A GREAT REVIEV! I literally drove all the way to Spain just to punch your neighbor in the dick and fuck his daughter as well just to show my appretiation for it. Priceless! :D
All I can think to say is that even now the FancyFleur thing is still based on circumstantial appearances and that is what makes it illegitimate as a relationship. Unlike the substantial interaction between him and Rarity in Sweet & Elite.
I wish to point out that it was not Fancy Pants and Fleur Dis Lee who were dishing on Ponyville but Jet Set and Upper Crust.
Also, that second skull image, that orange text, WHY DO YOU DO THIS? OF COURSE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO READ THE TEXT! If they read your blogs they're going to read it all! Your material is great, I want to read it all.
I was fully expecting a "NOW KISS" comment on that last screen shot and then you want on about fences. It was great.
Dude.
Everyone freaks out when the canon is turned inside out and their fanon has been destroyed.
Every new episode, every single damn one either supports my fics or supports a fic I'm gonna make.
It's glorious.
Diamond Tiara one of my top five favorite characters get that DT episode hell yeah-
Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were mending fences.
Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were mending fences!
DIAMOND TIARA AND SILVER SPOON WERE MENDING FENCES!
Dear lord how did I not catch that before you posted a bunch of screen clips of them doing it?
Me: Hey joey?
Joey: what?
Me: Grab the straight jacket, I think Aragon needs one.
Joey: kay
p.s. LOL
p.p.s. Never seen somebody go this crazy lol
p.p.p.s. This episode kina sent me for a loop to