Some lessons learned in this episode:
If you're going to be heating oil to deep fry a turkey, don't fall asleep while heating the oil and do it outside
If you drive through an active crime scene, the police will chase you
If you try to smuggle a knife in a loaf of bread onto a plane, you're going on a list
If you drop your pants on a flight and pee in the aisle, you're going on 2 lists
So.
It's been a while.
I've had a lot of things happen in my life of which I'd rather not share here, but suffice to say that they have been keeping me from the site and writing as a whole.
As such, there has been very little activity from me, in and out of Fimfiction.
I do have some news for all of you, however:
I was observing a member of the target demographic playing Minecraft the other day. Apparently she had recently learned of the bucket capability, which allows one to transport water (or lava) and dump it where desired. I saw that she had dug a hole, into which a villager had fallen, and was dumping water into it. I asked her:
"Are you trying to drown that guy?"
To which she replied, "Yeah," as if it were obvious.
I said, "Don't drown him, that's really mean."
IN WHICH I NUKE ALL OUR MINDS
Here's a Monty Python song I hadn't heard before. Enjoy, I guess?
It's three o'clock in the morning and I'm feeling a bit squiffy. So why not join me for a little yarn?
Buckle up kids, I got a new rant.
Don't ask me how, don't ask me why, but today an idea popped into my head and I decided to just run with it.
"Where There's Smoke…" (a.k.a., "Spike Is Stuck In A Youtube Poop World")
Something sorta NSFWish below!
Yes, Pulling Heartstrings was published for a moment before being taken down. Yes, it's being rewritten. No, it's not going to be nearly as cringe as it was with its initial iteration. Yes, the plot line will remain mostly the same. No, I will not make Jason a Gary Stu. I will be making an attempt at having the story make a bit more sense than it did when I first wrote it. Yes, it will actually have a point this time.
Four years have gone already? I've been on this site for four years!?
Where has the time gone? It feels like only yesterday I was writting crappy fanfiction and annoying countless of authors by commenting on everything. I have a favourites library overfilled with fics, some i still haven't gotten around to reading.
My followers count is over 200 for basically doing nothing but talk, so that ain't bad is it?
"December 24th, 1989, 9PM, Eastern Standard Time. From here on in, I shoot without a script. See if anything comes of it, instead of my old shit" - Mark Cohen from Rent
Why am I still up? Maybe it's because i'm bored. Or it could be that I want to read, maybe it could be that i'm at my Father's house and I don't want to let my guard down because he always wakes me up with my dog, I guess we will never know...
So, lately, I've found myself pulled into the whirlpool that is the fandom. Sure, I've seen the show. Multiple times. And I might be listening to a playlist of pony music at the moment. And there may or may not be a story I'm working on open in a new tab. And I amy have featured /r/MLPTunes as the Subreddit Of The Day. Gah. I don't know what I really want to say. Just that I
The Strange and Mystical Journey Through Celestia's Nostrils
Hopefully 2017 will be happy and meme filled. 2016 was sucky and meme filled.
SCREM
Prepare for a wave of random story ideas being flooded onto my page while I struggle to get my imaginative juices pumping.
Many of these stories are just random ideas I have had ranging from when I first joined Fimfic to today. Many of which were not bothered with as they are clop, but to hell with dignity, lets write some pone words.
*Fluttershy is famous for her Stare. An ability allowing her to tame any animal...But can it tame a magical Pony?
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