There's a volcano erupting in the Canary Islands right now and thanks to the magic of the internet, you too can see.

It's amazing how beautiful and destructive it is.

The excitement of the nuke is behind us now, so let's see what happens in the aftermath.

With absolutely no lead in, Theresa wakes up in a hospital with Prime Minister Peter Blair standing next to her bed. She correctly guesses that the secret of HAL is out.

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Okay. Whew! The story’s back on track. No more interviews or BBC montages to fill in exposition. Here’s a tip for anyone who decides to write a story with a first person narrative: the entire story happens from the perspective of the narrating character. This means that there’s no room for exposition to fill in any blanks that the character might not know about. Theresa even says at the beginning of the story that she doesn’t know how some things happened because she wasn’t there, even though

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Sorry about that I was expecting my day to go pretty normally but now the only bathroom out of three is the one downstairs. Mainly because accidentally for my mom's Christmas gift my sister and her husband were going to refurbish one of my mom's bathrooms.

They did the wrong one.

And then they have just now started on the second bathroom.

So yeah after twelve hours of just the worst luck and mess, I'm tired and need a break. Might write a bit but it's not going to be a thousand words.

OhhhhhmyCelestia I just checked the stats and I saw that my only published story was on 50 shelves I feel so awful now.

Just when I think things could be looking up, another tragedy hits.

My half sister's son died today. He was fourteen.

God.

I've only met her a few times in my life and I've only met one of her kids but this shit hits differently when you're a mom. I found out when my dad was crying and my mom was hugging him in the kitchen, and Mom tells me that his grandson passed away. I've only ever seen my dad cry maybe six times in my life, and it just really shook me.

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The horrendous Powerpuff Girls reboot is already over. According to Wikipedia, it ran for 3 seasons from April 4, 2016 to June 16, 2019. One year has passed and there hasn't been a new episode or two, which means I'm more than happy to say, "Good riddance to that disaster of a reboot".

Here's what I'm feeling right now.

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It's been a while since I did one of these, but I've been more or less happy with life lately (with a few ginormous fucking out-liers). But, now I'm back in my groove of complaining about the things I love the most. Tonight's target for my inexplicable rage: Comedy

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It is because it's not really about anything specifically besides two horses in a cardboard box?

Do you like seeing Celestia in a more casual manner?

It is because it's two characters having unusual conversations with no general purpose?

Well if any of those reasons is the reason you like Home is for the Weak, take a look at this one.

I enjoyed this fic, and I have a feeling a lot of you would too.

So, first a little history of the past ten days.

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Okay, the excitement of air travel is behind us. Theresa can now proceed to meet her parents unscathed.

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Looks like I was wrong about Theresa being back on her feet already. Hey, even the best of us are wrong sometimes. Instead, something very unexpected happens. In fact, it’s so unexpected because there was absolutely no evidence to suggest that any such thing would ever happen at any point in the book. Especially not in the second to last chapter! All of a sudden, hundreds of HALs come drifting down out of the sky like little snowflakes. That came out of nowhere. This might be a clever plot

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A bullet found inside one of the victims.

Was originally a silver vibrator but apparently that is against the rules = (

But on a serious note the shooting was monstrous and my heart goes out to the families, widowers, and partners that have been left devastated by the act of one ignorant extremist.

Yeah, I haven't updated The Second Pony to Become an Alicorn in about eight months. But to prove that it's not dead, here's an exert from the next chapter that has been in production for... I dunno.

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Okay. Vacation time’s over, people. And all Theresa can say about it is that France and Ireland should have been nicer to her. Now she’s ready to get back to the grueling grind of trying to move coins with her mind. She describes it as the most boring and frustrating thing that she had ever done. (I promise you that reading about it is even worse). She’s most frustrated by her lack of any kind of progress, which might not have happened if she didn’t take so much time off to go visit countries

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Here we are at the last chapter of this literary abortion. The world starts to panic as Theresa’s plan to put everyone into a deep sleep begins to gradually overtake the globe. However, Stinson and Blair, Theresa two biggest, lame-brained, lobotomized, numbnuts cheerleaders assure the entire world population that while it may seem like a bad thing, nothing that Theresa does can ever be bad, and that Theresa can only be good and do good. Why is this a good thing? Because Theresa needs time to

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