... though not for lack of trying. In between a layoff and a vacation at my new job, I've been working the work of three people. (At least I've been earning double paychecks due to all the OT.) The death march hopefully should ease up this week.

As a reminder that I'm still around, new story in the morning! A minific that started life in one of the Quills & Sofas speedwriting competitions back in like ... mid-August.

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Just dropping a list for those who've wondered what I've been up to in the last couple of weeks:

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Alright, New Chapter is on course
It should be out This Saturday
This is going to be the Final Chapter of Benefits
But of course, there is still more story to come
This is far from the end of the Friends With Benefits continuity

And if You've only just started reading from A Closer Look or Benefits

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I've got a new story coming out This Friday
It's a RariTwi OneShot Commissioned by a fan
Title:: Getting Back On Top
It's full of Romance and Drama and wild Barley-style lesbian clop
It may involve a little #Face-Sitting, or perhaps a little #Dom/Sub
So Get Hype!! or else...

Also, anyone who possibly missed You Show Me Yours
Go check it the fuck out. Give it a read.

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You'll notice I never ask for donations, always loans. That's probably my pride talking. As you know if you follow my blogs, my boss recently cut my hours from 36/week to 12/week, because I'm a whole-ass mess. Hopefully, if I perform well this week as I have the past few weeks, she'll bump me at least partway back up, but in the meantime, I'm broke as a joke. Forget CiderFest, I need to finish paying what is now last month's rent. Actually, I have, at least the rent itself. The $50 late fee is

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Because of certain extenuating circumstances, I had originally planned to make this my 101st blog, but I am unable to do so in a timely fashion
This was going to be my 101st, my 100th was going to be my 99th, and my 101st was going to be 100th, but oh well

BUT THATS OK
BECAUSE THIS BLOG IS ABOUT
MOTHERFUCKING HOMESTUCK YO

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No, for real -- the title ain't lying. If I arc my back a little when touching the ground after a situp and then let it down slowly, my shirt creates a weird bubble of air and it makes the fartest noise I've heard in my life. It was hilarious.

Shut up. It's 4 am and I can't sleep. I just heard that due to some bureaucratic mishap I don't have a house near my university yet so I'll be forced to skip the first couple days. Let me enjoy my back farts in peace.

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Just post any sort of music you think is good for atmosphere in a horror fiction.

Even ironic music.

Especially ironic music.

Yeah, kind of like that.