Think about it. There's no way the bad guys would be able to lift her off them. Princess Celestia is the most heavy pony after all, thousands of years of eating fattening cake and sitting around doing nothing should see to that.

I wouldn't' be surprised she uses magic to hold back tidal waves of fat. So, the next time a bad guy comes along, Princess Celestia just needs to sit on him until he submits.

Presenting: Celestia Sits on Fluttershy's Face

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As my follower, you get an early access to my stories before I even publish them.

The story is complete, and I shall publish it 3 days from now on Sunday 2015.08.30.

I’ve made it as good as I can by self-editing it about a hundred times and using all of the following tools:
http://auto-reviewer.appspot.com
http://www.reverso.net/spell-checker/english-spelling-grammar
http://www.onlinecorrection.com
http://www.spellcheck.net/
http://www.slickwrite.com

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I've got a new story coming in a few weeks. I'm almost finished with the planning and ready to start typing in the next few days!

I'm so excited!

But man, when I started making notes and planning for this story, it felt like I was trying to learn how to walk again.

They want me to look at my content:

I'm looking at it. There's nothing wrong with it!

Over 180 000 people have watched this video. And now it's gone. It hasn't been a problem for 7 years, but suddenly, it's a problem.

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Cross-posting since I will be a judge in this contest!

Pro-tip: Write hippogriffs if you want brownie points from me :)

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Let us begin the series we’ve been waiting for since 2014!

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Hi, I hope you enjoyed the last book from day one, because we have another one coming at you. This one has been my favorite to right so far. This is Hug Blue Buns, a two-part story about Dash and her human colt friend Joe as they have sex in the middle of the apple orchard in the middle of summer.

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So I watched the MLP Movie last night and... Ugh, okay, let's just get this over with. Be warned there will obviously be spoilers here, and this will in no way be a positive review... Very much bitching will be happening here.

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Why?

Because Pen Stroke added my story, "Sins of an alicorn" to one of his libaries.

EEEEEEE!!!!

To celebrate, I would like to say that I have plans to write a sort of out of coninutiy Nyx story.

The premise?

Nyx has to babysit a little filly.

The filly in question?

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Happy Bonfire Night to all you brits out there!

As for me, I’m celebrating the day as it’s the debut of my main project that’ll probably go on for quite some time now. A new, proper “Elements” story, exploring the characters set up in the original.

I hope all of my lovely readers enjoy the new tales and tell me what you think.

Oh my gosh I just found out something and I’m crying. There are a species of dolphins (the smallest dolphins in the world) and there are less than 50 of them left. They are drowning in fishing nets and the numbers continue to decline. They are so cute so I don’t understand why it’s still happening but they are well past endangered and going on to be extinct.

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It's here!

The first chapter of the unabridged version of my Sunset Shipping Contest story is now live!

Sunset Shimmer lived a perfect life. Nightmare Moon destroyed it.

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The Fixer, a Berylverse story

After the eventful summer that found Sable Loam involved with warring mercenary factions and the very firmaments of the universe, the ex-army school teacher finds himself becoming the Admiral of the newly ascended Princess Sunset Shimmer's fledgling guard: the new SIRENs. Between that and his job at Equestria County Alternative High, Sable hardly has any time for a personal life.

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Cozy: So, say I killed somebody-

Tirek: Where’s the body?

Cozy: This is hypothetical!

Tirek: And I’m not an idiot. Where’s the body?

Cozy:

Cozy: In the freezer, but-

everyone say thank you localsya :)))

The last chapter is now published

With that, the triangle of Fluttershy + Celestia + Discord has been completed.

Here’s the whole sitting saga:

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