My father knows the proper way
   The nation should be run;
He tells us children every day
   Just what should now be done.
He knows the way to fix the trusts,
   He has a simple plan;
But if the furnace needs repairs,
   We have to hire a man.

My father, in a day or two
   Could land big thieves in jail;
There's nothing that he cannot do,
   He knows no word like "fail."
"Our confidence" he would restore,
   Of that there is no doubt;
But if there is a chair to mend,

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Whoooly gosh. I thought the dry spell we have been having would end sometime but I didn't imagine it would be with a whole ocean.
That is right, it is the Bay Banquet Series.

This week we see the first part of this fin. Eahm... I mean tail. Tale. Geeze this place is getting to me~.
And you can expect the next one coming out on the next Filthy Friday.
but the first one you can read right now.

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That does sound like an interesting name for a story involving Applejack, however it is not.

There are currently no new stories I can upload here, which may change in the near future, though it isn't certain as of yet.

However, maintaining a weekly blog is something I want to stick with, even if there are few reading it here.

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Chapter three is up you degenerate wankers, thanks for waiting and sorry for the wait, but like I've told so many people - real life has gotten in the way for me and I haven't been all there honestly.

Emotional issues, depression, finding work and moving, it's taken its toll on me so updating was hard, especially when people were basically begging me to finish it. I am going to finish it, but at my own pace so I'm sorry if that means it takes a year or more.

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Today we have the continuation of last weeks story, the second chapter to tie it all together.

The story ramps up a bit, going away from some of the calmer slice of life themes to some naughty and lewd slice of life themes.

Pinkie pie plumps up her pudgy plumbings~.
and a naughty way to complete the ribbon on this series.
It gets naughty, it gets foul, pinkie gets nessy, celebratory howl~.

So, hope you enjoy, have a wonderfully Filthy Friday and a fantastic Weekened~.

ME:

So, I mentioned parties in my blogposts on the other websites, so since that was fine I am probably free to say party here as well.

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Ehm... I said: I can probably say "Party" as many times as I want without getting intterupted by some party loving pony.

...

...?

Huh, it seems like I can.
It wasn't even a real party, though it is starting to get for fun and parties, so make sure you get yourself ready for it, and enjoy a great Friday~.

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Stil nothing?

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It is the final week of Weirduary, but it has been fun on the sites I could post those stories.
There are plans and eager for new pony projects, but with all the work the events and more has taken, they will not be tackled quite yet.

Though the wait may not be too long.

In the meanwhile, any of you have some grass?
Why are you giving me that look?
I want some. I am hungry.
It is nothing weird with grass, right? Hay?

Wishing you all a fantastic filthy Friday~.

Day blueberry, I haven't seen a drop of smut for ages and wonder if the succulent fluids will ever gush forth and inseminate our dry folds once more. There has been talk of smut storms over at Eka's portal and Furaffinity, but there aren't any links that go there, how am I supposed to find it?
I suppose I will just hold out hope, one day the filth with rain once more, one day.

Wait... Is that a dear?

December is here, what a lovely time, it gets cold and frosty and chilly and icy and the temperature also drops.
One could say: it gets cool.

But enough breaking the ice, you should all be relaxing and enjoying some fun stories.
While you are at ti, plan ahead for hearts warming, you'll thank yourself for it~.

With that, have a fantastic filthy Friday~.

The name of the story is Done With You, written by ShowShine. It's about Spoiled Rich being more abusive towards Diamond Tiara, which led Filthy Rich to file for divorce. He kicked her out of the house, his butler Randolph told him everything that happened, ordered him to hit her with a broom, he burned her stuff, and proceeded with the paperwork.

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Hmm, all that hay just up and disappeared it seems. So much for that.

Oh well, there is nothing much new coming in terms of stories here for a little while. However, plans are being made, any much is still open.

*Shovels hay into bales, huffing quite exhaustedly while they do so.*

Pho... Working hard works, but it's hard.

As you may guess there is no new pony story coming up this week. Have have more commissions surrounding other matters.

Though there is new stories up on my Eka's Portal and Furaffinity accounts, as usual, go on a trip to try and discover them.

Oh, but do take a look at this poll, it is about what you want out of a Patreon.

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Or as I like to call it "The Riches Have Some Issues To Work Out But Ultimately Have A Healthy Marriage Because They Love Each Other And You Can't Stop Me So There ".

But my prereaders told me that title takes too long to read, so I named it after an economics thingy instead.

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Most Beloved Readers, here's question I've been asking everyone for the past few days:
Does it count as an unusual ship if the couple is canon...but nobody really thinks they're in love? I'm pretty sure it does.

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Well well well, look who posted a story.
And it is quite a filthy one.
There is something about seeing someone high and mighty be dethroned, and then rethroned.

Be aware of the story's contents, it is going to get gassy.
And there are some quite filthy being interacting with the dear princess, along with so, so, so many farts, which are oh so, so, so stinky.
Check it out below~.

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And would you look at that, the story from last week continues this week.
Would have preferred to put them in separate stories for individual descriptions, but this should work fine.

It still means we have a tonne of filthy stuff to follow up from last week, the flood will flow from the cauldron~.
And that you can read in the story, conveniently tagged in this post.
I may be changing my prices

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This is going to be long but bear with me, please. I have a lot of things I want to say, some serious and some not, and I’m probably going to talk about this… rather openly. Especially open for me. There’s a lot of things I need to address, and I hope HOPE most of them are good. So, let’s begin, shall we?

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