I made waffles... with Pillsbury cinnamon roll dough. They were delicious... like Cinnabon but shaped like waffles. Literally sweet. And the frosting was even better when they were in waffle shape than normal because it actually stayed on them!

Sink the sub
Hide the weasel
Park the porpoise
Humpty Dumpty
Little Jack Horny
Horizontal mambo
Bone dancing
Rumpleforeskin
Baloney bop
Cunning linguistics
Playing the flute
Blowing the whistle
Munching the carpet
Muff diving
Yodel in the valley
Cleaning the kitchen
Tossing the salad
Forbidden dance
Mattress dance
Riding the joystick
Netflix and chill
Hulu and hang
Disney+ and thrust
Amazon Prime and 69
HBO and ride it slow
YouTube and get the lube

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Someone go write a clopfic in my honor. I'd do it but there's no way in Hell I'm writing a fucking clopfic.

Hi guys! I've been working on a total overhaul of Looking for Trouble: A Postapocalyptic Cowboy Noir, which definitely wasn't the biggest hit in the history of ponyfic. Looking back on it though, I see definite reasons why it flew past people without resonating. Feedback from MisterNick and Dubs Rewatcher has also been helpful at pointing things out I didn't catch the first time around, such as a lack of a real payoff in its ending.

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That is not a joke meant for the children you two!

I'm still gonna do the inspired story, but it might not be the next publish because it will be a multi-chapter. I have about a dozen things going at the same time and it's kind of stopping me from completing anything.

I expect that to stop relatively soon, though. Eventually, something has to bubble to the surface.

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If you thought this was about something different, that’s your fault.

Source

Ponies love snow.

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Bro: Well, if a certain two individuals hadn't given birth to such a desirable, and willing might I add, young lady, then maybe things would have turned out differently. But here we are...

Bro: I mean this is totally on you two as far as I can see.

Sis: OH MY GOD!! You guys! He didn't rape me! If anything I was the one who pounc-
Mom: OH MY GOD! JUST STOP RIGHT THERE!!
Bro: Remember. Sometimes, it's the female of the species who initiates matin-
Dad: ENOUGH!!

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Day blueberry, I haven't seen a drop of smut for ages and wonder if the succulent fluids will ever gush forth and inseminate our dry folds once more. There has been talk of smut storms over at Eka's portal and Furaffinity, but there aren't any links that go there, how am I supposed to find it?
I suppose I will just hold out hope, one day the filth with rain once more, one day.

Wait... Is that a dear?

As promised, the new chapter's here! Now with 75% more... innuendo.

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It’s happened again, another entry into my Not-A-Contest! This time by none other than Fable Caster:

TNetflix and Chill? No, not like THAT!

• MLP: FiM
• Slice of Life

Another day, another failed job application... In other words, Andy is having a bad one. Luckily his equine housemates are there to brighten it up.

• Profanity
• Human
• OC

Fable Caster · 9k words  ·  115  3 · 2.4k views

If you’ve enjoyed the million or so words I’ve written about ponies misunderstanding human culture or humans misunderstanding pony culture, this’ll be right up your alley.

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