The Christmas Log:

There is a Christmas tradition where you beat a log until it poops out presents while singing a song about it pooping out gifts.

This is the song you sing while you beat it:

shit, log,
shit nougats (turrón),
hazelnuts and mató cheese,
if you don't shit well,
I'll hit you with a stick,
shit, log!

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My mom and I went outside and saw a bunch of cops, paramedics, etc. in the parking lot. We asked the neighbors what was going on. Apparently one neighbor heard a female in the apartment above them screaming and telling a male invader to 'get out of her apartment' at around midnight.

The neighbors called the police. They showed up and took the lady to the hospital in an ambulance. The attacker/ invader still hasn't been caught as far as we know.

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Lyra's Random Thoughts Compiliation #1

This is a compilation of random thoughts, ideas, and musings I have on a daily basis. Read at your own risk. My mind is a very odd place.

Random Thought #1: I enjoy trolling people on Tinder disguised as a giant hamburger anthro with extra cheese.

Yes I know. I'm going to Hades for this. Oh well. At least I'm having as much fun as possibly before I get there.

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Lyra's Random Thoughts Compiliation #2

This is a compilation of random thoughts, ideas, and musings I have on a daily basis. Read at your own risk. My mind is a very odd place.

Random Thought #1: My goal is to be well known writer, artist, musician, and all around creator. I also want to continue to be as weird as possible.

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Lyra's Random Thoughts Compiliation #3

This is a compilation of random thoughts, ideas, and musings I have on a daily basis. Read at your own risk. My mind is a very odd place.

Random Thought #1: I think that the American flag should be changed to an eagle holding a taco in its talons, flying against the backdrop of fireworks exploding in the background.

That combination of things pretty much sums up what American culture is all about.

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Using social media to judge someone who works for you or using social media as a hiring decision (for future employees) are two things I personally disagree with.

There are people who have told me they haven't gotten jobs because a potential employer saw that they were a certain spiritual belief or sexual preference on their Facebook and chose not to hire them. This is against the law, but let's face it; employers do it anyway.

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It was, uh, pretty amazing. I'm actually glad that they didn't go with a super predictable conclusion like I thought they would. I'm not completely sure what to think about the new designs, but they're not an eyesore in my opinion at the very least. At the very least, I'm just glad that this doesn't affect my stories too greatly.

I created an RPG forum where people can run their pony RPGs off of (as well as other types of games) but no one ever uses it.

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Look at how cute they are.

Here is a close up of the kittens my cat gave birth to. They are named Muffins, Cupcake, Sugar, Cinnamon, Pancake, and Cookie.

Listen, Tom is a real person. He just lives in another universe.

He has solid rock abs. He has a chiseled physique. Basically he is everything I am looking for in a rock.

We can also do pet play because I can pretend he is my pet rock.

So Maud better keep her eyes off my man.

I saw her ogling Tom's butt the other day. I was not amused. <_<

Rarity also had her hooves all over my man in that one episode.

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Yeah, that's right, look at that caps lock title. It's garish and eye-catching. You're totally gonna look at this now. So why am I making one of these which I basically never do? Well, that's because I did a thing.

Yes. A thing. Very descriptive.

But first, if you've ever read anything I've written, you probably know I do a bunch of stuff like:

*Write cool OCs
*Give the Crystal Empire a distinct culture
*WORLD BUILD

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Wooo~

There's not much else to put here. Enjoy the story.

-Icy

Oh hey cool a reading order thing:

1) Crystalline: Her Destiny
2) Tomb Of Magic
Important side-story-chan wants to be noticed senpai!

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You find yourself in Equestria! After making friends with all the ponies, you realize how spooked you are to be away from earth...and how nice it'd be to get a hug!

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First the old business: For the fifteenth or so time "I am back and writing and etc." but we'll see. I am writing Masks in another tab right now, but this chapter hasn't really done it for my motivation in the past. Maybe now that I've changed its role in the overarching plot (which I assure you, is a real thing) I'll do it.

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Bit of a mop-up operation this week. Given four Equestria Girls shorts and one Friends Forever comic unaccounted for, I’m going to bring both to a close in one fell swoop. As always, links are provided for the shorts. Let’s get started:

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Cat and Kitten Update

Well! It turns out that the cat we adopted is a silver Bengal and she mated with a Savannah Cat; which means that the kittens are half Bengal Cat and half Savannah Cat!

In case you don't know what a Savannah cat looks like, well...here's a picture.

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I Like To Visit Cemeteries

Well, this will probably make me sound like sort of a weirdo, but I actually like cemeteries a great deal. I like visiting cemeteries in different cities and even various cemeteries in the city I live in.

There is just something very peaceful about cemeteries (to me). And it is kind of fun to imagine what the people there used to be like. Especially the people from the 1900s or earlier.

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An Update On My Mom's Condition

As many of you know, my mom had a very bad injury at her job a few months back, which led to the activation of a recessive genetic disorder know as Vikings Disease, which unfortunately has no cure.

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Dream Journal

I keep a journal where I record my dreams since I usually have very vivid dreams that play out like watching full television shows or movies.

Sometimes I turn these dreams into stories, poems, or other types of writing later.

I actually have four or five dream journals laying around since I've been recording my dreams since elementary school.

Now I record my dreams in a Microsoft document because they are easier to keep track of that way.

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