Nov
29th
2015
The Christmas Log · 7:07pm Nov 29th, 2015
The Christmas Log:
There is a Christmas tradition where you beat a log until it poops out presents while singing a song about it pooping out gifts.
This is the song you sing while you beat it:
shit, log,
shit nougats (turrón),
hazelnuts and mató cheese,
if you don't shit well,
I'll hit you with a stick,
shit, log!
Two alternative versions go something like this:
shit, log,
log of Christmas,
don't shit herrings,
they are too salty,
shit nougats (turrón)
they are much better!
log of Christmas,
shit nougats,
pee white wine,
don't shit herrings,
they are too salty,
shit nougats (turrón)
they are much better!
..........
Some holiday traditions are very strange.
Reference here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ti%C3%B3_de_Nadal
And a Merry F-ing Christmas to you as well.
And before you ask this is just for laughs.
3578746 That song was so beautiful. It brought a tear to my eye. 10/10, would listen again.
This is the most hilariously WTF thing I have beheld in ages.
10/10, would log again
3578818 I want this to become a holiday tradition at my house from now on.
3578774 Check out some of the other songs he did. And if you're bold enough the book he wrote.
3579774 What book might that be out of curiosity?
3579783 Why We Suck. I am not kidding that is the title of his book, you can find segments of the audio book on youtube. Here's one for ya but be warned he holds nothing back, but at the same time its funny as hell.
3579869 lol That's great. I will give his book a listen.
3579880 As of right now there's only three segments found on youtube, his segment on Gay Marriage is funnier here it is.
3579891 Ooo I am listening now. :) Don't worry. I have ways of finding things online.
3579917 Alright enjoy what you hear. I still plan on picking up the book.
3579933 I'll have to see if I can find it at the bookstore.
3579950 It would make for a good change of pace on Christmas eve instead of the night before Christmas its the US before
ChristmasHolidays.Twas the night before
ChristmasHolidays and all through the States,People where learning we are getting bent out of shape.
Our kids are drugged from birth till adult,
And we ourselves can't get enough.
Couples bitch and complain about what's right and wrong,
But never realize that they are too far gone.
3579972 Well, those lyrics have a point.
3579981 Those lyrics just gave me an idea for a group thread, I just don't know which one to put it in.
3579995 A group thread about what?
3580006 Any one of them really, just for a bit of fun I was going to put those lyrics up after saying that anyone could pitch in and add their own little twist to the night before christmas story.
3580027 Oh, that would be fun.
3580030 Ya but which group to put it in?
3580036 It would probably fit in great with The Group Dedicated To The Group Dedicated To Doing Whatever We Want Whenever We Want. :)
3580051 Alright though I don't think I've joined that one yet.
3580055 You could post it in the guild too. :)
3580061 Oh just as much fun, I'll do it right now.
3580061 The thread is up and ready for any and all to have a bit of fun.
3580137 Nice! I will check it out.
... you're from iFunny, aren't you...
3580465 I'm from the comedy dimension where we worship Discord, Weird Al, and Bob Ross riding a space unicorn.
3580470 Christ, I think I follow you on iFunny... do you remember a user named JarvyJared?
I swear, I keep meeting people I follow elsewhere on here somehow...
3580474 Truth be told, I'm not on iFunny. But I am on Imgur if that counts.
3580484 Then why do you seem so familiar?
My God, I must be suffering from sleep-deprived insanity.
3580494 I'm on a lot of sites. :P Just not iFunny. Unless I have an evil twin.