This is the most beautiful thing related to today's episode.

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And now for something completely different

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Hello dear followers both NEW (mostly coming off of "The Reality I Choose") and OLD (mainly from "The Iron Horse")! While I know many of you are awaiting more of the Sunset-verse, which I've pretty well decided I will touch on every now and again, I'd like to entice a few of you to give my main project a look. And

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i have come up with what i believe is the greatest pun to transcend humanity

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Well, the new chapter is up and unfortunately nobody found the correct solution to the secret code I've been posting. I intended it to be difficult, but I hadn't counted on it being so tough that nobody would get it. Anyway, if you haven't read the latest chapter of The Iron Horse, "Technologic, Part 4," then the rest of this post is a spoiler. Proceed at your own risk!

Okay, so here, once again, is the code:

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I had so hoped to begin this with an 'up' pun after such a stellar title to this blog post, but alas...
I'm all dried up.

yeeeaaaahhhh...
I'm not proud of that either.

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Heya folks.

Guess I've hit one of those milestone things. Yay.

(More after the break.)

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I've never written a blog, so I thought I'd give it a try to inform you guys on my most recent struggles.

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Alright, down 1/3 a bottle of bourbon and bored. So what do I talk about? Uhh, lemme think.

Okay, oddly enough, whiskey fills my head with sad country music. Look up Whiskey Lullaby. That' s the main one. Technically the only one but my life is young.

What else... I remember a friend was once asking about why people like Donald Trump have to exist. Something like how he's inspiring so much bad and scary stuff, like to do with immigrants and whatnot.

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...hit a point in a story where you get disconnected from it enough that when you look at it you can't help but wonder how the blue hell this is related to My Little Pony anymore?

Outside of the talking horses and character names, how is this story, in any way, representative of the original source?

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Leopold von Ranke called the gathering of historians to order, “Now gentlemen, we need to know what makes a good historian and what truly is history. Each of us seem to have a different viewpoint. . .some more so than others but I believe with objectivity and looking at this multiple ways we may find the capital T truth of the matter.”

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Was browsing "that" part of YouTube while on break between shifts when I saw/heard something that made me giggle like a loon.

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Merry Chris-

Huh? It's no longer Christmas? Wait, it's past new years?! Woah, how long was I out for?!

Anyway, I finally posted my new story "My Life." I hope those that read it will enjoy it!

Tell me what you think.

Never assume a toaster WON'T fail catastrophically while you take a poop.

Don't burn your house down.
-Fuzz

we interrupt this horse fuckening to bring you a shitposting

im not dead

yet

gettin a signal using a voodoo doll and the crushed pelvises of at&t customer service operators

should hopefully have internet soon

might just go with charter

so im still here and there

aight

thats it

gtfo

The next chapter of My Little Dynamite out by the 15th.
The next Crackshipping & You entry out by the 22nd.
The next chapter of A Dazzling Sunset out by the 1st June.

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