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anonymousjedi


call me alex ✯ he/him pronouns please (closeted trans kiddo) ✯ I like Rick Riordan's books ✯ sometimes I draw ✯ happily not-single ✯

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  • 371 weeks
    happy tdov everypony!

    sorry I've been super inactive on here!!!
    I've been busy with school and rowing and tumblr :twilightsheepish:
    but I just wanted to drop by for trans day of visibility! for those who don't know, I'm a closeted trans guy (Alex- he/him pronouns) so this day is gr8 for me ?️‍?

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  • 388 weeks
    again, going through old blogs

    and i saw the blog from right after my KSU MUN conference

    and i said

    also there was like only one other person (that i know of) who was somewhere on the LGBT+ spectrum in WHO, as opposed to my previous MUN conferences where over 10% of the people in the room weren't cis het

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  • 388 weeks
    lmao i was going through my old blogs

    and i said that 2015 was the worst year ever

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  • 389 weeks
    again abt poems!!!

    i have it narrowed down to six!!!! one of these must go!!!!
    These are for a poetry recitation competition later but i can only pick my top 5! if yall could read these and tell me your least fav that'd be great!!!
    Do Not! by Stevie Smith

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  • 389 weeks
    hmu if you wanna watch me read poems

    im in a poetry competition beginning of next year so im trying to narrow down a list of poems from 27 to 5 (i have to have my top 5 decided by tomorrow) so if anyone is bored and wants to watch me talk for a couple hours i can start a hangouts call

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Jan
31st
2016

i am so proud of myself · 8:35pm Jan 31st, 2016

i have come up with what i believe is the greatest pun to transcend humanity






if there were 2,000 lbs of the actor who plays Luke Skywalker, dressed as a founding father, it would be a Hamilton Hamill ton




extended: if there were 2,000 lbs of the actor who plays Luke Skywalker, dressed as a founding father, who was also a Macedonian conqueror, it would be Alexander Hamilton Alexander Hamill ton






and bonus video because i've watched this too many times

Comments ( 10 )

*cricket sounds*

If there were two thousand lbs of the actor who plays luke skywalker, and someone was sick enough to dress that mass up, I would be very surprised.

3725097 Sorry I was only joking :applecry:

:rainbowhuh:
I don't get it...

3725105 so alexander hamilton was one of the founding fathers
mark hamill is luke skywalker
2000 lbs is a ton





and alexander the great was a macedonian prince who conquered most of persia and the balkans

3725149 I knew that.
Just the pun is....... Meh.

3725153 shut up it's amazing

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