That damn flying bus again...
"There's no malfunction, I just can't drive."
Pipp and Sunny instant ship. Sunnipp?
Sunny transitions from frightened to proactive in a second. Also comms her mane, gets dressed and ditches Pipp in said second.
Hats have become a dress code.
Izzy is a druid. Or a reindeer.
Izzy forces a hat onto a dog and doesn't take No for an answer.

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If you don't want the possible ending of MYM Chapter 6 spoiled for you, DO NOT WATCH TELL YOUR TALE EPISODE 67 UNTIL THE CHAPTER IS RELEASED AND YOU'VE WATCHED IT!

Hasbro bucked up again.

Disclaimer: I haven't seen episode 67 yet. I won't even touch it until MYM gets that new chapter.

If you've been listening to my literary/film analysis podcast "Beauties and Beasts," you'll know that merchandise is for sale on RedBubble! So far I have three products connected to the podcast, one with the "Beauties and Beasts" logo, one with my catchphrase "True Beauty Comes from the Kindness You Show Others," and the latest: "I love her for her feet." The last one was inspired by the soon-to-be-released Valentine's Day special on the topic of "Cinderella," guest starring Brony married

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>>7751719
30 minutes long? Aren't they usually like 5 min?
Them carrots have mold on them
Throwing tomatoes in a bag might not be the best idea.
Why doesn't the dragon have a mask?
The mare opens the door expecting masked ponies. Is surprised by masked ponies...
When committing a crime, make sure to hang around as Izzy does.
Misty, take over the world for me, will you?

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I'M GEEKING OUT HERE!!!

Zipp is frustrated because she learned all princesses turn out ugly. That is her destiny as well.
Clap if you want to turn on the lights. Or slam your head against the table. That works too, I guess.
Zipp has an excuse for staying up late, but what's Sunny's excuse? She was going to raid the fridge again, wasn't she? She may be able to hide her nightly escapades, but she can't hide her fat.

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Over the time I've spent writing the sequel, it's come to my attention just how little views and and comments the story has been getting in comparison to Tales of the Oppressed as it is currently, even at it's slow decline into obscurity. My editor and friend, ScootalooFTW, brought to my attention that this may be because many of my previous readers are not aware of the sequel's existence.

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Recently my laptop crashed. It crashed hard af and I had to factory reset it.

Guess who used Notepad for everything.

My salt levels are so high that I'm pissing salt, and it burns coming out. I'm about to make a fortune selling my white rain as coke to middle schoolers. Fucking salt levels so potent they'd die of dehydration after one rail. My cock salt is fentanyl-level deadly, Goddammit!

ARGHHH

UUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK

Here of now, A Thief's Tale: The Path To Penance is going to be delayed to a bi-weekly release because fuck. Redux: The Harbinger's Oath, is going to go to a monthly release schedule because Fuck. I need to have a more consistent schedule for this shit set up since I my new job is fucking with my writing times, so here's the deal: PTP is moving to a Sunday release because I have Saturday off to do my final edit, so the next chapter is coming July 1st for all of you factory fiends

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For those of you that actually bother to read these, I figured I'd give you all a bit of an update on why the final chapter is taking so long to get out. It's going slowly because every time I've written it, it hasn't turned out right, so I've written and rewritten it countless times now. I refuse to give you anything less than my best work, so I'm taking my time and endeavoring to give you the best final chapter that I can.

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Dear Princess Celestia,

Today, I learnt that I didn’t even know how to pronounce my own username correctly. Props to one Neighrator Pony for correcting me on this; he’s a pretty cool guy.

Oh, and he also does damn fine dramatic readings:

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If anyone still cares:

http://www.strawpoll.me/13655394

Would you fellows prefer sub 20k updates that come a bit quicker, or larger chapters that take a bit more time to read? At the moment, I've been running into good places to stop earlier in my chapters (about halfway through) and am quite curious as to whether I should just put them out sooner or continue working on them. It makes little difference to me, but I'd like to have some feedback as to what goes on in the minds of my readers, so PM me or Reply to this and I'll get back to you. For

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Huh, so it's been a while since the last one of these. I blame thoroughly depressing work experiences, thoroughly enjoyable Emberlight experiences and good ol' social life being active again. But despite being an excuse, it's not an excuse. So here we are.

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Time to use my fingers! Oh wait, I don't have fingers, I can't actually flip pancakes with hooves... Who cares!
Perfect! Except everything will go cold by the time anypony starts eating. Also, the other pancakes have honey on them but the new ones don't... Who cares!
Family breakfast! Sorry, Sorry, don't have time for a quicky.

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Wait, how is Pipp using magic? She's not even a Unicorn!
One stroke of the brush and a whole painting appears on a hoof. Sounds believable, not.
"I never try anything new." Role music. "Try something new..."
Luna, is that you? Oh, it's just a hoof print...
I have a list of hundreds of prints. Let's look at it now. Oh, it seems I don't have any. I must have deleted them all..

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Pipp believes in science, but science doesn't believe in her.
Pipp, leave glitter production to the experts. Ahem, Izzy.
Good thing she wore goggles or she'd be blinded. She'll die of asphyxiation, but at least she won't be blind. That's something, right?
I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di...
Glitter gains sentience.
As with all beings who gain sentience, it becomes aggressive.
Kamikaze glitter!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=292&v=barWcZtgM38&feature=emb_logo&ab_channel=MyLittlePonyOfficial

Whazaaa - Oh, never mind. Wrong context.
"What do you mean you lost your cellphone? You're talking to me via cellphone right now!"
Racunicons masterace.
How to do a product lunch without a product? Pipp, maybe you could be the product?
Izzy: "I can help with thinking. There was this one time a few years back when I actually had a real thought."

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