Tell Your Tale - episode 28 | Pippsqueaks Forever (my reaction) · 12:40pm Sep 22nd, 2022
Pipp believes in science, but science doesn't believe in her.
Pipp, leave glitter production to the experts. Ahem, Izzy.
Good thing she wore goggles or she'd be blinded. She'll die of asphyxiation, but at least she won't be blind. That's something, right?
I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di...
Glitter gains sentience.
As with all beings who gain sentience, it becomes aggressive.
Kamikaze glitter!
Pipp invents antigravitation.
The universe is not happy with that and explodes the deviation.
Pipp's mane is now the worst color possible. Green!
Glitter starts affecting Pipp's mind. She doesn't even know where she is or what's happening. She also gets 'My Little Pony Tell Your Tale' hallucinations.
Do you ever just take an item off your shelves? You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to stick your head in there as Pipp does.
When Rainbow Dash died, they put her ashes in an urn. Pipp found that urn. May she treat Rainbow Dash with respect.
Pipp desecrates Rainbow Dash's remains.
Rainbow Dash's ghost isn't happy about that and explodes in her face, making her 20% dirtier.
Pipp becomes Starswirl the Bearded.
Pipp, you don't have to give Pippsqueaks a new product. You're the product.
Good thing you have a big-ass mirror in your room so you can check how dirty you are.
Sunny is bad at ignoring.
Sunny has an alicorn mirror. Narcissistic, much?
Pipp sees herself in the mirror, "Oh, no! I'm so ugly! At least my beard is decent..."
Pipp's beard is permanent. Rainbow Dash will live forever through her.
Pipp's audience is one-year-olds.
Sunny says, "Coming right up." - You've already made one, Sunny. You can sell one twice!
Pipp said it's coming out today. Must be nearing midnight then.
Exactly like Pipp likes it? No, it's not. She likes it with a beard!
"Maybe if you weren't such a self-absorbed attention whorse, making products for them would be easier." - Well said, Sunny.
"You can let them invent things and just steal their inventions." - Sunny, I'm disapoint.
Puts a disguise on her disguise and disguises herself as a bush.
Remember kids, always stand on the swings. It's super safe.
Also, make sure to ruin that pesky Ozon layer with your sprays.
Connecting cables, how do they work?
"These fillies are a design flaw." - Aborts them.
Sweetie Belle could teach you about sticking lipstick if she wasn't dead.
Why have glitter on your lips if you can have a beard on your lips?
"I need your help." - Yes, Pipp, you need lots of help and therapy. More than 3 fillies can help you.
"We don't help strangers! We're still racist!"
Pipp is not Pipp because she has a beard. + Starts singing. => She's Pipp again = Beard disappears. - That's how math works, right?
"What happened to your face?" "I have a beard now." "Your beard is fine. What I want to know is why your face is so ugly?"
"It's a long story. So long that I grew a beard telling it to myself."
"I like your idea, can I steal it? You put in all the work and I take all the monies, yes?"
"Our answer is: yes," the fillies consent. - Oh, crap, I'm getting banned again...
One shave (and Rainbow Dash's second death) later...
Let's make lipstick... with green hands!
Forget solving friendship problems. Making lipstick is what fulfills your life's purpose.
They reinvent gravity. The universe is content.
"Hey, Pippsqueaks. My, and only my product that I invented all by myself and just myself is finally here."
"The idea didn't come from these three fillies but from you."
"Look at my lips. Aren't they inviting? I'm just 1 year old."
"I'm peach and I call my lipstick, er, what rhymes with peach?"
Pipp gives a Cease&Decease order.
Doesn't wear lip glitter herself because it's toxic.
Something is missing. Have to end it on a good note. Must find a filly to laugh at!
Nice rundown.
I do have to point out one thing, though— you missed a great opportunity:
Da ba dee da ba dye…
5687899 That's a good one. I might just steal it from you. After all, that's the lesson of the day: if you try to create something you'll probably fail. Just steal it from somepony who's smarter than you instead.
Thank you, Pipp, I shall keep your lesson close to my heart.
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Go ahead. Not like I'm patenting it or anything.