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Bad Dragon


I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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May
19th
2022

Tell your tale 9 - Sunny-Day Dinners (my commentary) · 11:36pm May 19th, 2022

Time to use my fingers! Oh wait, I don't have fingers, I can't actually flip pancakes with hooves... Who cares!
Perfect! Except everything will go cold by the time anypony starts eating. Also, the other pancakes have honey on them but the new ones don't... Who cares!
Family breakfast! Sorry, Sorry, don't have time for a quicky.
Suddenly, top pancakes have honey on them. At least it makes sense why they stick to Izzy's hoof.
What is that translucent aura? Is Izzy using her magic? Oh, no, it's just her saliva. Nice, Izzy. Nice.
One colored aura is for levitation. Rainbow aura is for... killing!
Sunny throws back the plate of pancakes. Only half of them get thrown away because that's how hooves work?
There's no time, their stabbing it to death! Oh, Hitch, I'm sure you have time for a pancake. What's another dozen stab wounds...
Everyone is so busy. It feels like we're drifting apart. Oh wait, I'll make pancakes for everypony!
Here's a plate of food. Don't mind it. Let's go hiking on an empty stomach instead!
I brought rocks. Who are we stoning to death this time, Izzy?
Izzy has the same fetish as Rarity. Gems!
Let's turn signals at random. Who cares about dozens of ponies who will fall off a cliff because of us. At least we won't have to stone them to death.
Let's go to Prancing Point, you can't miss it. Well, where is it? I don't know, I thought you knew. I just made up a random name, I didn't actually think it would be an actual place.
Eyes between the leaves. Must be the animals. Eyes in a stone. Wait, what?
Oh, it's killer raccoons again, searching for another victim to stab. However, they brought forks to a stone fight. Oh, they're running away, never mind.
Let's all meet at this random point in the woods. Okay, we'll all meet you at the lighthouse then.
Sunny? Why are you not here if you said you'll wait for us somewhere that is not here? It's a mystery.
Checks the trashcan and nothing else. Izzy is not here either.
They should have been back. Well, why did you hurry then? You don't run to the station after the train has already left...
Something's not right. You're not right...
I get the bag for breathing, but why does he have a pancake on top of it?
So why didn't they come back yet? They haven't even been to the Point. Were they really running in circles all that time? Hasn't Sunny lived here her whole life?
And yes, where I go, rocks follow! Also, can't use magic because there's a leaf on my horn.
Did you HEAR that? I can SMELL it!
I heard that! It really stinks.
She had rocks with her all day long. But this one time when they would have saved her, they're magically gone...
Clean underwear? Izzy, you don't wear any...
See, this is all I wanted. Us all dying together instead of just me hanging by the neck, forgotten in the basement. Oh, also quality time. Yay!
Let's eat. Who brought the food? Nopony? Good thing there's a convenient carrot in the middle of the fire.

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