So as you guys have likely seen, I have a new story goin' out right now. It's not exactly right to call it a story, though. Talking is Hard is meant to be an exercise so I can practice dialogue, which I've gone on record several times to say is the bane of my writing. But I'm not here to talk about that. Not quite.
I'm here to share the process I typically use when designing story covers.
Hi everybody. Wishing everyone a Happy New Year!
Last year wasn't easy for many. And I had it easier than others, plain to see.
But it wasn't smooth sailing throughout for me. I'm past twenty-five and I've been feeling more and more like I need some direction in life. I don't want to be stuck in retail forever.
Okay, guys. I have a serious question to ask all of you. Are you enjoying A Tale of Two Suns Book 2? And more importantly: Do you want me to continue?
I know people have favorited it, and liked it, but here’s the thing: I published the latest chapter more than a month ago, and on the day that I published it, the response I got was lukewarm at best.
If you're at Bronycon, please consider coming to the panel I'm on with three popular writers here on FiMfiction. It's at 12:45 am, but I promise it'll be fun!
You know, i was going to make a big, official "i'm back" blog. I abstained from it on the basis that i should put out more than one story in the space of a week before claiming it as an official signal of my return to writing. And it wasn't as if i didn't write a bunch: I just didn't publish anything i wrote. Once i actually get any of:
READ THIS FIRST! ALL PERTINENT INFORMATION ABOUT THE HARDCOVER EDITION OF THIS NOVEL IS HERE!
INSTRUCTIONS FOR ORDERING
GAH! YOU AGAIN!
Me again! Mwhahahaha!
Comma, for the love of—give me back my journal.
Begone O Chengar! I have things to say and a platform to say it on!
… huh, that usually works.
Anyway!
Oh god, a print run and I’m not ready!
Friends, I’m tired and depressed and have no sense of self-preservation or self-worth or self-motivation. Please convince me to do everything in my power to get my room clean enough that I can then metaphorically suck the dick of the assistant manager of this building and pray I can stay in here rather than be homeless in three days, rather than just continuing to lie here In my underwear depressed and get drunk or something.
Yes, this is a cry for help.
Grading Scale:
A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)
It's really difficult. I read on the lovely internet that you eat pussy like you would an ice cream cone. I ate an ice cream cone while my face was shot up on novacane and it was difficult. I smeared it all over my face and it started to hurt.