EThe Amazing Adventures of Butter Knife! (& Friends!)

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Butter Knife is your everyday, somewhat-atypical, overly-generic "edgy" alicorn. Now then, prepare yourself for a nice dose of CRINGE.

• OC

TheMajorTechie · 6.6k words  ·  28  20 · 784 views

'Cause as of the latest chapter, we've now got a Dorito-bag wearing, borderline obsessive earth pony colt who seemingly worships Butter Knife.

Think Ego Boost but taken to a nearly religious scale.

Petting Session has been updated. Biggest chapter yet.

It might just be the final one.

I added another 4th chapter to Petting Session.

I think I don't add any more chapters to Petting Session.

Are you happy with the way the story was finished?

Good afternoon my angels,

So, after a while of setting things up, planning, and nervous procrastinating, I am finally going to be doing it. I am going to live stream my writing process with From Dusk to Twilight this coming Friday! The stream will start around 20:00 (8PM) Central European Time.

Good evening readers! Welcome to the LTUE Report for Day One!

First things first: For the last few weeks, I’ve been keeping something secret. Something that, after the official book launch for Trace the Stars, LTUE’s first benefit anthology of short stories, I can finally talk about, since it was announced at the launch.

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Hey gang! Just a quick update.

I'll be re-reading all the previous chapters of Poppy's Delivery Service for a bit of a refresher. I'll update the story as best as I can during then, but I want to make sure that it all... fits perfectly, y'know?

If you have any questions, please feel free to let me know. Until then, I'm heading to Delivery #1.

I'll see you guys soon!

I am thinking about adding another chapter to Petting Session. Maybe I could have a few join as editors? Not sure.

In other news, stay safe out there folks. Grow your neckbeard and live in your basement for a while with this coronavirus about.

Oh yeah, today, I taught my dad how to play Dungeons and Dragons!

For context, we both watched the new Dungeons and Dragons movie, him watching it before me. I had told my dad before that I play D&D sometimes with my friends, and after watching the movie (and Vox Machina, surprisingly), he asked if I could teach him how to play. So I agreed, with it being this day.

It wasn't him and I, as my brother and his GF joined. My brother, his GF, and my dad's characters.

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Okay, seeing as how I've now reached the 300 follower count, decided to do a Q&A session. Go on, ask me anything you want. Can't guarantee I'll get to it immediately, but I'll try.

Oh man readers, I am bushed. Stuffed. Sapped. Exhausted. Wrung out. Conventions can take it out of you.

But it was so worth it.

Still, I’m just flat-out bedraggled. So there may be some typos in this post? Probably? I’m riding a bit of a sugar buzz at the moment, but I am also really tired. Like I-can-feel-this-pressing-at-the-back-of-my-eyes tired.

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What else can be said about Neil Freakin Peart! He was and is and always will be The Greatest Drummer of All Time along side John Bonham, Buddy Rich, Ginger Baker, etc. So here's a little tribute to Neil.

Cody T Brony:

Fillies and Gentlecolts here to preform Living in the Limelight from Rush, give it up for The Rainbooms!!!

(Guitar Intro)

(Drums)

(Bass)

(Instrumental)

Sunset Shimmer:

Living on a lighted stage
Approaches the unreal

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Hello again, people! This post is the third and final writeup for the third and final day of LTUE, Life, The Universe, and Everything, the Fantasy/Sci-Fi writing convention!

As there have been two writeups prior to this one, I’ll assume that you’re familiar with the process and not bother to re-explain how this works here. So hit the jump, and let’s recap the third and final day of LTUE!

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For all the typos yesterday, today may see even more. I am absolutely wrung out. Ever seen a taffy pull? That taffy is how my brain feels. And if I’ve lost my voice tomorrow morning due to speaking so much today, well …

Worth. It.

So, let’s recap, shall we?

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Somehow Petting Session has gotten featured.

Whew! If I thought I was tired after day one of LTUE (by the way, after I finished yesterday’s report, I fell asleep on the floor of my living room), day two has seen me even more tired.

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Cody T Brony:

Hello there Fillies and Gentlecolts
Hello there Fillies and Colts
Are you ready to rock?
Are you ready or not?

Hello there Fillies and Gentlecolts
Hello there Fillies and Colts
Are you ready to rock?
Are you ready or not?

Would you like to do a number with me?
Would you like to do a number with me?
Would you like to
Would you like to

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Hey readers! This will be a short one, as I am bushed, but the first day of LTUE (Life, The Universe, and Everything) was today! So, naturally, I’m here to give you the session reports. Though it may be a little tricky as I was on a number of panels this time, rather than listening from the audience. Plus there was this book launch …

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Hello readers! If you’ve been following the two days before this, well … you can probably guess how tired I am, stacking onto the two days prior. Thankfully, I wasn’t the only one in the green room this morning waiting to wake up. Cons are a marathon, and LTUE is no exception!

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