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!!! Lemur party incoming

Marsupial Alumni take note!

What doth life?

What doth Fembois?

What doth skirts?

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Finally I will find out the actual answer to this question

1) Are you a skirts alt?
2) What, in your opinion, makes a good party?

1. Do you have a secret interest in explosions, too?

2. Which one is your favorite?

How does this make you feel?:

How are you today?

Tea or coffee?

Would you help defend Thingpone from one flamey boi?

Have you kicked the pepper habit yet?

Do you have a favourite bean?

Donkeys: yes or yes?

I haven't got any big words for Enigma to read this week.

No I tell a lie. Where would you best be able to find Cesiumfranciolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidrexidroxhide?

Asking questions and keeping pantyhose on.

1: Equestria: Vacation spot to let your skirt out, or permanent residence to permanently hang your skirt?

2: You must replace one piece of historical artwork (to include paintings, statues, literature, etc) with a piece of your own. What do you replace with what? And how is history irrevocably altered when you introduce a people like the ancient Greeks to Femboi Flash Sentry?

3: If you were the very model of a modern Major General, would you have information primarily: Animal, Vegetable, Mineral, Skirt, Dress, or Explosion?

Look guys, i am FlutterPriest, Cadence Cadence Cadence (if you got the movie reference, you earned a free hug from me :3).
1) Is your favorite movie director Michael Bay because of the explosions?
2-) life doth what?
3-) If you had to make a story based off in one of the barcast members, who would you choose and what premise would you put him/her on it?
4-) I see your avatar is chun-li so I assume you like street fighter?. If so, explain to me why Dan hibiki is the strongest street fighter character of all time and why should we be afraid of his legendary taunt move?
5-) here's a philosophical question: Some say ghosts are the souls of those who have died. However, what if that is not case, instead ghosts are actually the ultimate beings. This beings are so powerful that the destruction of time, space and the whole universe doesn't affect them. Basically, when you die, you will become the ultimate being in life. Does this is a good explanation to explain the existence of ghosts?. Knowing this, if we managed to contact ghosts, the ultimate beings, do you think they would allow us, humans, to have the same power, knowing fully that, without the death of humans, ghosts would stop to be produced, reducing the population of ultimate beings on the universe?

Why quaff mice?
Who's your favorite Star Wars villian? Doth Vader or Doth Maul?
Your voice sounds a little scratchy. Want a doth drop?
Are you okay with having a big tiddy doth girlfriend?
How doth day.

Have you been to Disney as of late?

Do you even remember meeting me at Disney when I used to work there?

If every Disney princess was to get into a fight, no powers or anything, who do you think would win?

Favorite country at Epcot?

Who is the hottest Disney Princess and who is the hottest Disney Prince?

Would you rather fuck a Disney Princess or a Equestria princess?

1. What is the first television show you remember seeing?

2. if different than that, what's the first television show you remember seeing and liking?

3. Do you like short skirts and a loooooooong jacket?

Lemur party here! We bring the HAMS!

1. Best Ship? Worst Ship?

2. Where in Equestria did you come up with your name?

3. How does having a top 20 story feel? Does it ever affect your other works, or make other people expect things from your writing?

4. Can you do a Diamond Dog impression?

!quote Epcot 3



With that out of the way...
So, uhm, read any good books lately?

The actual questions:
How is your listening through Cram It 2020 coming along?
What are your feelings about the sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute Pony Liiiiiife?
Which chapter is "the best thing [you]'ve ever written in [your] whole life(sic)" and why is it so sexy?
You keep saying that nobody reads Appledashery. Well, haven't you read it?
How does one blink. Hard? It sounds like a lot of effort for something as fleeting as a movement that takes milliseconds to complete.
Do you intend to write for other non-pony universes ever again?
Disney Balldress Princess Chadspike Crossover when?
Disney Crossdress Gaston Ballover when?
Disney Crossdress You, ever?
What can we do to make you feel better always and forever?
What is your opinion on Fritz Kola/Limo (if you tried it, of course)? I met someone who called it the essence of all living.

Why is she the best princess?

I love you? Can I pouncehug you when I see you! No, seriously, thank you for caring all those years. Sometimes I just tear up and wonder how life can be so real and overwhelmingly rich, and your stories are part of what makes me feel that way. Thanks for bringing the Noble Jury together.

Midnight Armory or Bust

Edit Nr 5 or so: My Kärersta wants to know "What is the best hugging position?"

I'm asking this question from a hospital mental health ward, so perhaps I'm the crazy one, but I have to ask how the hell you managed to write so many words as your alt and what do the names of your "Rainbow Dash heads east" stories mean, if anything?

What doth file?
What doth flies?
What doth Eifel?
What doth Leif?

What is your favorite book?
What is the story you wish you had written?
If you could stew the innards of anyone in the world, who would it be?
What is the best thing about Flash Sentry?
What inspires you to write?
Do you have a favorite kind of comment to see, even if you don't reply?

Why?

1. What doth petticoats?

2. In your opinion, what is the single most kaizo story you have published?

3. What story of yours were you most surprised that, "Holy crap, people like this that much?"

4. When are you going to buckle down, bite the bullet, and finish what is certain to be your true magnum opus, the story for which you will eternally be remembered, the story which shall change the world for the better, Twistclops?

5. To sort of stroke your ego a bit, how does it feel to have an entire community grow out of Paint Bucket Eternally Farts East?

6. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow wearing a pair of pretty pink panties?

7. Funniest movie of all time?

8. Since it is my favorite story of yours, what was the inspiration or motive behind I Met A Pony In Hell (And We Kicked Ass Together)?

9. Trixe

10. When did you first truly fall in love with Disney/Disney World?

11. Have you ever had story idea that made you just go, "Nope, nonono, fuck that, not writing that!"

12. To get a bit serious, you are one of the most well known and followed authors on this site. What made you comfortable enough, or gain the confidence to let the world know of your true sexual proclivities? How did you become strong enough to become dainty, if you will?

13. If I were to mainline three gallons of Doctor Pepper while wearing a ballgown and listening to the Beauty & the Beast soundtrack on the Disney World monorail, would I inherit your powers?

14. Can you name some of your favorite fics you've read on the site? How about favorite books?

15. When will you cut the self-denigrating,, deflecting, modest-bordering-on-insulting bullshit and accept that you are a good author and an even better friend who has had a positive impact on countless lives including that of a lowly Drill Sergeant going through one of the darkest periods of his life? Asking for a friend.

16. Why are you gay?

How was everything like during the time you stopped on Austraeoh and Appledashery?

Last fandom before the poniponiponipocalypse?

Something you would say to p0st as a writer, and as a guy.

Best pony FOR TODAY ONLY

One - What is your favorite meal, snack, or foodstuff that is really unhealthy but so friggin' delicious?

Two - What is the biggest or weirdest fear that you have?

Three - Why is Bagged Milk the Best Milk?

Four - What is your one annoying habit?

Five - What's the theme song for your sex life?

Six - Watch Anime by chance? If so, what are your favorites? -- Bonus points if you're a fan of Durarara!!

Seven - Just how big is your porn stash?

Which is the more valuable trait, flounciness or fluffiness?

• What is your favorite fictional country and why?
• What obscure video game or game series do you like?
• Which food place has the best fries?
  (If you don't eat fast food or don't like fries, you can disregard this question)
• When poured onto cereal, what is milk?
  A.) a beverage B.) a broth or C.) a sauce
• If you could go to one place to eat, would it be Tomboy Outback Steakhouse, Femboy Hooters, Goth Ihop, MILF Denny's, or other?
  (You make up your own for other if you want. Some others I have seen outside of the main ones above are Femdomino's, Ara Ara Arby's, Monster Girl McDonald's, Shirtstack Steakhouse, Cat girl Chipotle, Egirl Applebee's, and Yandere Hut)

Which pony(ies) would you like to slowly eviscerate to death in a big rusty meat grinder?

How doth are you life today?~

This may be a very long comment, and the Barcast may not select this due to its size, but I have a bit of a more serious-seeming question: To what philosophy do you subscribe?

The reason I ask this is my confusion as to what you write in your stories vs what you write in blargh posts.

From what I can gather, you are some form of existentialist, possibly even a nihilist. Nietszche is often referenced in the blarghs as a sort of figure of speech. Whether sincere or not, the emphasis on this particular philosopher has made me question what you actually believe.

I believe it safe to say that in your stories the main protagonists are heroes, self-denying for the sake of others. No doubt is a Christian influence at play like the epic of Pilgrim’s Progress. Scoots in EoP takes on the Entropan avatar, not just to experience catharsis of a lost world but also help her fellow friends and equines. As you’ve said in a blog somewhere yourself, Lyra in BP is a character entirely focused around “sacrifice”. Nietszche would call this “slave morality” as resentment of the weak against the strong.

Sacrifice is not an Ubermensch ideal of the self affirming individual. But whether you believe in Nietszche or not, it appears that you write about certain values and tropes that are counter to existentialism, at least for the sake of a good story. Divine beings, creation stories, and objective moral truths are the most obvious in your pony work.

For example, in Chapter XV of BP, Lyra beats up Straight Edge, who is responsible for abusing his family. Yet, this righteous fury and revenge evaporates when it comes to destroying Edge’s horn. No longer can Lyra bring herself to further crippling this sorry excuse of a stallion, not simply out of mercy or pity but out of finding closure the “right way” by giving Snips the opportunity to stand up for himself.

In fact, the entire story and especially ending of BP is centered around self denial and sacrifice. And as it seems that you’ve presented these acts of Lyra’s condition as pretty solidly morally correct or right.

tl;dr
So in short, what philosophy do you believe? If you’re a Nietszchean existentialist, then what’s with all the acts of self sacrifice in your stories? Do you include elements of divine objective morality to make your stories more interesting and enjoyable?

Sorry not sorry for the long text throw up. I really hope that you answer this admittedly very long post in the Barcast.

Geez, thats a lot of questions.

1.) Just how many alts do you have, skirts?

2.) If you were given 33 drinks of your choice every week, would you give Knighty
a place to stay at/near your home?

3.) Would you hug thing-pone? Kiss them good night? Tell them every little thing is going to be alright?
Would you stick your peener in it? (Or snootle boop and let them be a roommate?)

1. If you had the opportunity to snap your fingers and instantly rewrite one fic, which fic would it be, and what would you change?

Hello SlimFitShirtsandEsophagusFluid. It is I, BrokenPenguinKnees, and I have questions that are in dire need of answering.

Could you please rate these Disney Princesses from best to worst? Cinderella, Ariel, Jasmine, Belle, Rapunzel, and Tiana.

What is your favorite game to play right now?

Do you read much on FIMFic nowadays? Any recent stories you'd recommend?

If not lemurs, what is your favorite animal?

What doth'nt life?

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