Rarity can clearly see just how good of friends Applejack and Coloratura are. Even if they had a deep connection as fillyhood friends, hadn't Rarity and Applejack once shared that too?
Cheerilee is trying to get her mind off her encounters with Princesses Luna and Celestia. Unfortunately, there's always another princess. And of course she's been drinking.
...hello? Hello? Hello, can anypony read this? Help me, please! I think... I think I'm dead? No, no, that's not right. I think... I think a cockatrice turned me to stone... I'm in the Everfree Forest and, and I'm scared.
After a long night of partying at Sweet Apple Acres, a seriously drunk Rainbow Dash decides to head into town in search of food. It goes downhill from there.
Pinkie's Cocaine dealer is an anthropomorphic cat named Thrilla Vanilla. Things don't go too well for him. A cursory discussion of Equestrian drug culture and policy also occurs. And also interspecies breeding.
Before Nightmare moon, before King Sombra, before Discord, before Equestria, before the three tribes, before the royal sisters, I am. And tonight, I visit a very special somepony. It's her birthday after all.
Celestia receives yet another letter from her faithful student, Twilight. Except this one doesn't include any lessons about friendship like she was expecting. Only drunk ramblings of a very intoxicated mare. May or not be truthful.