"Now for Trixie's greatest and most difficult trick, she will... she will attempt to beat cancer. Starlight, you'll be my assistant during this death-defying stunt, won't you?"
On one of the last nice autumn days for his first fall in Ponyville, all Spike has to do is collect late fees and a lost book from a unresponsive library patron. A pony who isn't answering letters. A pony who might as well have never existed.
Ever really hated somepony? Ever wanted to call them rude names and never get in trouble? Well look no further! 'Why ___ is a dumb dumb' is a book just for you!
Princess Celestia knows she needs to use the Elements of Harmony to renew the banishment of her sister to the moon. No one ever asked the Elements what THEY thought ...
Created by Jesse Terrence
