This story is a sequel to Soluna, the ultimate alicorn of infinite wisdom

Celestia and Luna have been waiting patiently with Twilight, as their mother is expected to return to Equestria after her trip through dimensions, teaching everyone the true values of friendship and magic, as well as destroying countless evil deities in her path. Yet, even after all that she--

*throws hat on the floor* "OH COME ON! Another one?!" *collapses on the ground*"CURSE YOU, TWELVE YEAR OLD WRITERS!"

"Where did yo-Why were you even wearing a hat?"

"I...don't know."

Soluna is an alicorn who has stayed dormant as her daughters created Equestria. She knows everything and has made everything as it is. Her beauty surpasses anything that shall ever be created. She can even defeat the Nothing! She'll be going to Ponyville in hopes that-*bzzzt*

What the hell is this? What's with all those contradicting tags? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!

I think we found another.

Time. For termination.

Pinkie messing with the author, and telling him how to his job, and just plain old annoying him half to death is what Pinkie does here. So much to the point that it doesn't end very well. For the Author, that is. And this is just a random thought out of my head!

This story is a sequel to Discord's Assistant

Discord is sick of his human assistant. Too crazy. Even for him, but hey, not his problem any more. Princess Celestia might have a way to deal with him. He's not going to terrorize everypony....right?

"This is the PERFECT THING to read at midnight!" -Dream Seeker
"WHAT ARE YOU ON AND CAN I GET SOME." -Disconcerted
"This has to be the greatest thing I've ever read." -Azurus

A lot of people demanded a sequel, so here it is! I want to thank everyone who helped me. Without you guys I doubt I could have done it.

Proofreading done by SteelxPaladin

Discord suddenly has a protégé of sorts. If only his new student wasn't already a master of the chaotic arts....

Mysterious malignant magical maladies mutate many mares, and more!

If the residents of Ponyville thought Monday was a bad day, they're really not going to like what they discover about themselves the next morning! Ponies all over town are suffering from...unusual abnormalities, and the hospital is getting pretty crowded. Surely there must be a cure for all this weirdness...right?

Cover art by 2135D!
Like Rarity with a bonus eye? Check out this cover art by Amante, and this cover art by FlutterPal!

Two Trixies. One tires of her shows being nothing more than smoke and mirrors and wishes for real magic. The other just wants to be appreciated and accepted.

Each Trixie has what the other desires, so when they get the chance to trade places with each other, they of course take the chance. Will they truly be happy with their new lives, or will their exchange take a sudden bitter turn?

Sometimes Discord dreams of strange things ... strange places ... but above all he dreams of strange beings, particularly a species that looks more like a nightmare. A frightening species that even he can't understand.

Pinkie Pie chokes to death at a pie eating contest. She goes to Limbo, and must play a game in order to return home.
AN: Written for one-shotober.

Twilight finally gives into Discord's whining, a being of chaos can't use the Elements, right? Especially all five at once!

Turns out he can... who knew?