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// Author down! 
// Story: Pinkie and Author don't mix 
// by The Servant Archer 
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  The Author took out his pistol and shot the dragon. He sighed, and took a stroll throughout the forest, wondering what he should do next. He really shouldn't cause Pinkie to show up, since she would annoy him to no end, but he had nothing to even do! It was like he could be annoyed or bored. He had to take a pick. Wait...he could just summon some whiskey! That solves EVERYTHINGZ. 

So he pulled out the bottle from nowhere and began to drink heavily from it.

"Hiya!"

"Gah! Fuck. Why are you here?"

"Because you need a friend."

" I'm fine. Don't need your damned friendship. Shut up and go away."

"I'll report you to Just some random pony."

"You wouldn't dare."

"You need him!"

What's going on here? Author, are you drinking again?

"...maybe?"

 I'm going to kick your ass if you don't stop. You're ruining my story so much, it's just plain old stupid now.

"You're stupid."

Just some random pony takes out his trusty shotgun and kills Author with it

 I fixed the issue. And Pinkie, you're awesome. You are best pony, but Discord is best overall. Alright?

"But I love you!"

 And I love you also. But don't tell anypony that. They don't like me playing favorites.

"Cross my heart, hope to fly,and stick a cupcake in my eyes!"

 Thank you for promising. Now anything else you need to say?

"Twilight hates the Dusk series"

 I didn't need to know that. Now I'm going to get going. Make an adventure, alright?

"Fine, you meanie pants."

Goodbye.

"Buh bye!"

Pinkie waved at the disappearing pony, and smiled wide. Then she trotted back to Ponyville, to check on her cupcakes made of Zap Apple Jam.