Just what is the terribly unlikely canon-shattering secret of Celestia? Once Twilight finds out, life just won't be the same...

After taking a nice relaxing nap, Tom the Rock sees that Bloomberg is right in front of him. He nervously starts to talk to Bloomberg but Bloomberg feels the same way. One thing leads to another and they have a lot of fun and have tree/rock sex. Then they have a child and live happily ever after.

Shining Armor is a tooth. Really. Princess Luna says so.

With a reading that had once been done by Scarlett Blade, only now missing (darn).

And a review by Present Perfect.

This is a joke to make fun of generic stories!
Not to be taken seriosly no matter how much weed you have smoked!

Generic Overused the Mainstream was a normal secondary school, nerdy, brony boy who was in charge of war gaming club until his life changed forever! Watch as he fights evil, usurps the tyrannical dictator, Celestia and becomes the ultimate senpai-anon-chan of Equestria!

Warning, contains:
Tropes, tropes, lack of grammar, and more overused tropes

[image may change over time if I'm given a lawsuit]
-Lightning \[T]/

After a discussion with Rose and Daisy, Lily's anxiety becomes the subject of discussion, and her two friends convince her to take medication for her anxiousness. In a fashion befitting her anxiety, she worries unduly and overdoses, and experiences a variety of hallucinations as a result, leading her on a bizarre journey through Ponyville.