(Written for the Balloon Pony Holiday Contest)

At long last, after many centuries of neglect, ponies are celebrating the tradition of Krampus Night again.

It's a night when the Krampus, friend to all children, brings treats and toys for all the sweet boys and girls of Equestria.

And the naughty ones? Well, the toys have to come from somewhere...

Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara go one the best adventure ever in the history of adventuring!

(cover by MysteriousKaos on Deviantart)

<- Canon Silver Spoon is NOT amused ;P

A short collab by two great authors making a very bad Diamond Tiara/ Silver Spoon (originally only implied ship) fic, one paragraph at a time!

Diamond Tiara has been trying to seduce Silver Spoonko every time the smart silver filly comes over to her mansion. Her latest tactic (believe it or else) is to demonstrate the dexterity of her tongue on her own flanks.

But when her new tactic fails to entice her target, Diamond Tiara is sent on an epic adventure that has her seeking revenge, justice, and romance, all in one very strange special episode of-

My Little Pony Mentally Advanced Series!

Will Diamond Tiara save the day? Will Silver Spoonko's quest for infinite knowledge lead her to be abducted by Crystal Aliens from another universe, or will your narrator just get pissing drunk and all moody and close the book before she finishes her story, allowing all those within to be trapped in literary limbo for all eternity!?

Time will tell.

Your Narrator: let me tell thee of theh days of HIGH ADVENTURE! (insert Conan The Barbarian Theme..) theh good one with Arnoldschwartzawutzitz init! because we bloody like Arnold, we does!

Original authors: Mattricole and Telaros
Editor and Publisher: Silver "Serving" Spoon
Published with ALL DUE respect and full permission.
Original Story here: Me and Telaros Make The Most Amazing Story Ever
!!WARNING!! if you have a problem with ponies licking their own plots, step away from the fic and like, no pony gets hurt!
Cover Art by Bakki

After a weather report turns out to be wrong, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are soaked in the rain, and a big secret of Silver Spoon's is literally revealed.

The families of Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are pushing them together for reasons of their own, and neither pony knows that the other one is being urged into it and thinks it is only their family that is being pushy towards them.