//------------------------------// // Bump, Bump, Should-I-Lick Rump? // Story: Rainbow Dash Doesn't Present: Spoon Butt Tastes Bubblicious! // by ServingSpoon //------------------------------// Mattricole: "We decided to have a go at a collab. In this collab we took turns writing a paragraph, this is what happened !" “Like, Oh my god, Silver Spoon.. my flank is delicious!” Diamond 'I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world!' Tiara Richie said one day out of the blue, swearing to a Christian deity she could have never heard of in the magical land of Unicorn farts and Pegasi dive bombings, known as The United Stables of 'BUCK YEA' Equestria! And hallelujah go tell it on the mountain! she was right, it was delicious! “You've been training with Blossomforth again, I see.” Sylvia Irena Spoonko, responded with a disinterested roll of her eyes as she continued doing her homework, the otherwise utterly useless, bespectacled, 'mud pony' (that's OUR word, you can't use that word!) sighed as she laid on her stomach, flipping through her text book with a bored hoof, in an attempt to expand her already BOUNDLESS cache of knowledge and chewing on the pencil in her mouth, ignoring Diamond’s obvious advances.. again. “Hah! Shows what you know, I learned this from Applejack!” Diamond Tiara said, as her tongue grew huge and slobbered all over her flank, leaving her bootylicious bubblegum colored booty all slathered in her warm drool “Like you wish you had a tongue like mine!” “Ugh, Diamond." Sylvia 'I vant to know all zhere is to know!' Spoonko, groaned in dismay "Do you have to be such a tease every time I come over?” Silver, as she is known to her friends friend, said, restraining a giggle with a lady like hoof pressed over her muzzle respectively. “I’m not teasing, I just decided to show you my athleticism! Just you watch, one day ass licking will be an olympic sport," Diamond proclaimed, standing on her hind hooves, tall, over her associate as if she was up on a winner's pedestal "and I will be so famous that like, David Bowie will sign my tiara with his "Star Wars" Harryson Fiord autographed quill!” Diamond Tiara bragged, envisioning David Bowie in her mind. He was a man’s man. So manly that he like, couldn't even be PONIFIED in parody! Thats the Power of the Bowie. Talking about the Bowie.. who? The Bowie with the power.. what? Power of the Bowie! “Well, from what I’ve seen,” Silver turns to Diamond, as she adjusts her glasses, “you’ll have quite the ways to go to catch up to my Cousin Pinkie Pie.” Silver said with a devious grin. “Pinkie Pie?" "PINKIE PIE?!” Diamond Tiara roared as she got out her daddy's 'Home Secruity Policy', a double barrel shotgun. He was too cheep to spring for a pump action. "Why waste the bit$ on bullets?" Mr. Filthy 'I wish I was Bruce Wayne, because Alfred is so hawt!' Richie, would tell his daughter. "Two bullets will put a pretty sizable hole in a stallion's chest, same as five or six!" he was so cheep he didn't even buy 12 gauge bullets which was the caliber the rifle was built to fire. “I’ll show her who has the greater David Bowie collection!” she yelled, referring to Pinkie Pie one last time as she grabs the box of 10 guage duck rounds, broke the barrel in half and poured all but two shells out on the living room floor. With her two rounds loosely rattling inside the chambers, she closes the breach with a flick of the barrel in her hoof and ran out the door, her father's penny pinching and her own lack of knowledge in firearms, rendering her shotgun effectively more useless than….uh….quick, who’s a useless pony in the show? "BLU-BLOOD!" The Chosen Woon says out of nowhere to no pony, for not even the nonexistent pumpkin exists on the moon. "Absolutely NOTHING else!" she assures (Queen Chrysalis sings) #Those poor unfortunate foals!# who are reading this text at this very moment. “I-I meant her tongue…” Silver sighs, realizing her target audience had already exited on her 'senseless and futile 'Ponisher' like quest of revenge, and stuff. Being curious, Silver Spoonko, decides to have a go at trying to taste her own flank. “Huh, this is harder than it looks." she chuckles and mused at her own naivety "My ignorance amuses me.. Just a little more…” still, never one to give up, she preservers in her new quest for forbidden knowledge. “I’ll show her!” Diamond muttered as she finally got to Sugar Cube Corner, and spotted Apple 'aint I so mind bogglingly adorable, don't yah wanna buy me some ice cream?' Bloom eating a sunday. “That whore!” DT yelled as she pointed the barrel on her new prey, and pulled the trigger, with nothing coming out. “Curses, curse my inability to load my shotgun properly, it has thwarted me for the last time!” Diamond proclaimed angrily. Applebloom just stuck her fore hoof casually in both barrels, surprisingly stretching them to accommodate her hoof somehow, as she chewed on a chorizo and said "Eeeh whats up Diamond?" As the acerbic smile of the smartass mud pone, burned into DT's baby blue retinas like a fricking laser attached to a shark's head, Diamond Tiara begin to see red, literally. She just now noticed Applebloom's soft and smexy mane was red. The color of fire and passion, but "NO pONY CAN BE MORE BEAUTIFUL THEN MY BELOVED SPOONY!" DT proclaimed with fiery love and lust driven passion of her own. "Whata yah want me tah do, Diamond Tiara.. talk tah Spoon?" AB backed away in fear, her butt pressed against the wall, wetting herself as the mighty Tiara advanced, snorting like a bull seeing a red flag in that wavy, shiny, drop dead sexy, home grown mane, and raised the rifle butt high over her head, standing on her hind legs! "NO, Ms. Bloom!" Diamond sneered vicioulsly and smirked in her blood lust "I want you to DYE.. your mane!" DT brought the rifle butt down and it was lights out in Georgia for the infernal farm filly and her sexy, bow tied, mane.