The Most Epic Adventure Ever
Silver Spoon, the second-best filly in the world, walked up to her lover best friend forever Diamond Tiara, the single sexiest being on the planet. Then Silver Spoon said to Diamond Tiara, "Hey babe best friend, wanna go to the forest on the most romantic epic adventure ever?"
Diamond was all like, "Uh yeah, girl!" so they ran to the forest.
Diamond Tiara was super fast and Silver Spoon was all like, "Oh Diamond Tiara, you so sexy beautiful good at running! I wish I was good as you! Please love me, Diamond Tiara! Please help me be as fast as you!"
But Diamond was like, "No way, blank-flank loser!" but Silver Spoon wasn't a blank-flank but she was pretty sure Diamond Tiara had a good reason for calling her that and anyway Silver Spoon was a low moronic Earth pony, not like Diamond Tiara who was a higher and less moronic Earth pony.
So they got ot the forest and then a manticore appeared and said, "Snog Hug me, Diamond Tiara!"
But Silver Spoon was all like, "Nuh-uh, boy!" and ka-me-ha-me-ha'd the manticore into combustion.
Then Diamond Tiara hugged Silver Spoon and said, "Oh, Silver Spoon, You so sexy awesome!"
So Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon went deep into the forest and then it got dark so they had to get their beauty sleep though Silver Spoon no matter how much beauty sleep she got could never be as beautiful as Diamond Tiara. So they lay down in some bushes and cuddled romantically in a totally platonic way. In the morning Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon woke up in a weird room thing-y with metal bars. Diamond Tiara was gorgeous smart enough to discover that it was a cage. Then Silver Spoon felt something wet and, because she was so stupid asked Diamond Tiara for help. Diamond Tiara used all her sexiness smartness to find out only an hour later that it was water, and that they were sinking. Then a weird purple thing rose out of the water and laughed at Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara because he thought they were ugly and stupid which was true of Silver Spoon but definitely not of Diamond Tiara. So Silver Spoon said, "At least Diamond Tiara doesn't have a multi-colored mustache!" even though Silver Spoon didn't either but that wasn't important because Silver Spoon was protecting her one true love shining sun everlasting goddess of perfection best friend. The weird purple guy cried and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon laughed at him until the weird room thing-y they were stuck in was completely underwater. Then Diamond Tiara couldn't breathe, but Silver Spoon gave up her oxygen by hot totally platonic mouth-to-mouth and Diamond Tiara didn't die until two seconds later when they both ran out of air.
Silver Spoon woke up in a bed of fiery flames. The fire was totally ruining her complexion but it was okay because Diamond Tiara was right next to her. This was pony heaven. Silver Spoon could tell because there were lame-brained ponies all chained up and crying but Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara were just sleeping in fire, which was warm and toasty even though it was burning all of their skin off. Then Diamond Tiara woke up and started screaming. Even though Silver Spoon didn't know why Diamond Tiara was screaming, she screamed too because of her great romantic platonic love for Diamond Tiara. This weird black pony walked up to them and was all like, "Hahahahaha" which is super hard to write out because she laughed for a long time and all the ha's would take like an hour to record. "You fools!" or foals or something, Silver Spoon didn't have enough brain power to know everything that was going on, okay? "You have entered your fiery doom!" Well, duh. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon could obviously know that. Silver Spoon had enough and blew out all the fire surrounding her and Diamond Tiara. The creepy black lady with blue star-hair or something was all like, "Whaaaat?!" But Silver Spoon used her mind powers to teleport her and Diamond Tiara out of pony heaven.
Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara woke up in two beds. Silver Spoon realized that that weird stuff was just a dream and that she and Diamond Tiara hadn't really drowned or went to pony heaven. Maybe Silver Spoon had dreamed that because of all the scary stories her mom had told her if she didn't turn her life around or something and that she would end up in jail or worse, but anyway Silver Spoon was glad to be by her best friend Diamond Tiara again. Then Silver Spoon wondered why she was in a room alone with Diamond Tiara, but then she remembered that Silver Spoon had invited Diamond Tiara over for a sleepover at her house and that she'd had that crazy dream because Silver Spoon's mom told her and Diamond Tiara those creepy stories about ponies dying and going to fiery places like pony heaven. Silver Spoon's mom was a weirdo. Silver Spoon got up and told her mom about her dream and her mom was all like "Maybe you had that dream because some being was trying to tell you to turn around your life so you don't end up like you big sister" or something.
Silver Spoon missed her big sister. She ran away right when Silver Spoon could remember stuff and actually keep it in her brain and that was the first memory Silver Spoon remembered from her childhood. That was when her mom started telling Silver Spoon all those weird stories. Silver Spoon wished she had Diamond Tiara's life. Diamond Tiara's first childhood memory was probably like eating ice cream or cake or making out or something. Silver Spoon didn't have any of those kinds of memories. But she wouldn't dwell on those thoughts at all.
Suddenly Silver Spoon exploded.
"Come on, Spoon, get up!" Diamond Tiara yelled at her moronic partner. Spoon opened her eyes and when she saw Diamond Tiara leaned close and
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"AAAAAAAAH!" Apple Bloom screamed as she smashed her computer screen and vowed never to read fanfiction again.
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Oh gurl, you so best
3534063 Hahaha! Glad someone liked it! I was expecting the worst, since this was pretty much the first complete story I've written when I've just written down every random thing that pops into my head for these two to get into!
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I'll be honest, this story looks an awful lot like my creative process. Of course, my notes tend to have a lot more profanity, and make a little less sense. But yeah, I definitely got a good laugh out of it
This made me snicker. Pretty good story there
This story is still better than most drafts I've had to edit.
3534210 You flatter me! Yes, I actually wrote it to be run-on and bad for a purpose-- NONE! Actually, well... hm... *runs back to story to add bonus chapter*
I totally read this in the FiW Silver Spoon voice. Much good doge! So wow!
So
fabulousgorgeousbad I loved it. I don't buy the second chapter though. This was obviously written by Scootaloo, not Silver.went.
Best line EVER!
There is nothing about this I didn't not not like.. I mean it was awesome
This reads like Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
There are no words to describe what I just read.
That was hilarious, best I've read in a while
i didn't catch that bit about her sister running away. My Silver "Serving" Spoon had her sister runaway from home too. She changed her name and became a first chair cellist in Canterlot..
I'm sure you can guess who Big Sister is?
I must be mistaking this fic for another. I could of sworn it has an amazing epilogue with Scoots and lava shark fighting in heaven or something.
Awesome fic even if it took me weeks to finally reply to it :P
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Yeah, I decided I'd rewrite the epilogue a bit. It didn't really come out the way I wanted. But it'll be back. 
Glad you like it!
3828870 yeah, I'm not going to put the epilogue back. I've kind of gotten to the point in my writing days that I just can't do random atuff. I've tried time and time again, but I just can't do it. Perhaps I'm trying too hard?
But I'm just going to leave this story alone. It's good as it is, without the epilogue.
3867842 There are many writers out there with big, serious, multichapter epics.
And among the list of top-notch drama and adventure stories... there is always that "just for fun no regret" title they do for the giggles. A fire and forget.
This story was that fire and forget. I got a random urge to come back and read it over again one day after watching some Sherclop Pones Silver Spoon in Camp Energy (Limbo playthrough) and came to partake in some good randomness.
To say the least, I was a bit confused. I thought I was at the wrong story. I'm a bit let down that you would second guess yourself or whatever think for some crazy reason that a random and comedic journey like this would require any censorship. The ending in the original made me explode into laughter and do a good double take.
It's okay that it'll never come back, but don't ever think you're above being able to express yourself in random comedy. For what its worth, regardless what you may think, I liked your story. If you wanted serious, this story would never have existed in the first place.
But if you don't believe me feel free to check out some of the most popular fimfic authors and I guarantee you they all have at least that one or more silly stories they did because they just wanted to.
That is all. Don't beat yourself up over such things. Not every story is meant to be a Phamtom of the Opera.
Well, I'm sleep deprived as is, good night!
3867932 You, good sir, deserve the biggest e-cookie ever.
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This is a trollfic. isn't it?
4063623 totally not! Diamond Toara is a verry sirious xharactr 2 me and i was totes being so serus. Dnt juje.
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I could have been banned from the rage review place because we are not allowed to post reviews for fics that obviously are messed up on purpose.
4069381 oh. Okay. I didn't know. If I did, I wouldn't have requested.
Feel free to review any of my other stories though. I'm sorry about this.
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Its ok, I took it down before anything could happen for me...I think.
aaaaaaaaand...? xDDD the crossed out words are..eeh...funny? i like this story xD it..epic! <XD anyways c:
can i finish this to a clopfic? JUST KIDDING! or maybe i'm not..whatever
If it weren't for the last part, I would have thought the gag would be that Diamond Tiara is writing fanfiction about herself and her girlfriend...otherwise, I'm sorry, but it looks like it came directly out of a grade-schooler's notebook, in an unintentional sense.