After Twilight Sparkle discovers a new book of pick-up-lines, she wants to bring her friends closer by complimenting them with cheesy lines.

And it does more than bring them closer...

Celestia has invited Twilight and her friends to Canterlot, but as stories unfold, the Mane 6 are left with more mysteries and strange occurances than they could ever think possible.

When Fluttershy finds a page of a clopfic containing Spike and a certain white mare, the page finds itself in the hooves of many ponies it's been kept from. All of the clues seem to point to Spike, but is there more to this page than meets the eye?

Author's Note: Contains lines of some saucy material. Nothing to clop over, but it refers heavily to something you'd find in a clopfic. Don't read if you're offended by this sort of thing. I only rated it teen because it's pretty tame and there's very little of it, but if it's too much I can rate it mature and add up a "sex" tag.

Any constructive criticism would be greatly appreciated!

As Spike grew older, the Elements of Harmony passed on. They left him with the memories of the past, memories that make him the fair dragon that he is now.

When Doctor Whooves first became a pony, blasted into Equestria, he'd considered it a blessing. A chance at a peaceful, normal, mortal life after so many centuries of torment. But on a quiet winter night, he shares a revelation with his wife, that this chance may have been denied him after all.

Just a short one-shot I did, because I'm working on something bigger but really didn't want to do anything with it tonight.

The others never understood Jeiley's sense of humour, and it's a damn shame they didn't. Deeply rooted in reality, Jeiley quickly sought to move on from the mundane present that refused to grasp his brilliant comedy, but when an enigmatic pony named Berel appears, Jeiley must immediately find a remedy to his fluttering heart.

[2nd-Person Fic starring you and Applejack]

With a history of theft and deception behind you, you make the best for yourself through possessions belonging to others. Or, rather, the possessions that once belonged to others. With no need for a steady line of work, you keep yourself afloat through your occupation as a master thief.

But when a heist goes awry, you're left at the mercy of a simple apple farmer...

Author's Note: Alrighty! Here's a new one!

Uh...I really don't know what to say here. Compared to Rejuvenate, I planned this one out WAY more, so hopefully you won't find it as sloppy.

Won't be incredibly saucy. At the most, I'm predicting this one to be about the [Tender] rating.

Enjoy, folks!

Artwork by Graffston of dA.