Flash Sentry downloads the latest popular streaming app. It's totally not a magical bootleg made to curse its users into wearing princess ballgowns.

Special thanks to Scampy for the cover art.

Flash Sentry is minding his own business when he walks down the wrong sidewalk... or perhaps the *right* sidewalk.

What is Duchess Celestipaws to do? She's come to earth from the Pinkth Dimension, all in hopes of finding the next Magical Princess Sailor Girl, but all these humans look alike to her. Surely, that strong, strapping young human over there would make a perfect Sailor Girl! Never mind that she has a little stubble on her chin, or an Adam's apple, what is that human's name?
Oh good! Flash Sentry even sounds like a Sailor Girl name!

WARNING: Contains Crossdressing, the color pink, Comedy, the color pink, Equestria Girls, the color pink, Subconscious Sissy Dreams, the color pink, Flash Sentry, the color pink

Written as a commission for shortskirtsandexplosions, who has a very... precise and active imagination it seems. I got carried away.

It's a normal school day for Flash Sentry, except that it isn't.

Flash Sentry agrees to hold Rarity's purse.

When Sunset Shimmer gets a text message from Flash Sentry stating that he "needs help with a magical problem," she knows better than to second-guess her ex-boyfriend. She and the girls rush to assist... but is the thing afflicting Flash truly a curse? Or, perhaps instead, he should embrace a new flutter of cheer in his heart over this newfound gift!

Art by valhalla-studios