John, Equestria's first and only human, loves going to the beach. As it turns out, so does a certain Siren...

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Starlight Glimmer: reformed villain, student of a princess, and all-around up-and-comer on the subject of friendship.

Having already displayed great skill in befriending a raging narcissist and a reclusive geology 'enthusiast', can she successfully turn her abilities towards Equestria's newest inhabitant?

No.

...maybe.

When you are sad and lonely, always know that there's a lot of people that care about you. Even though, they're from another world.