As Rainbow Dash takes a nap, Rarity has some tea with friends.

There’s nothing going on, there are absolutely no stakes whatsoever, and they still manage to bring doom to all of Equestria.

Written before "Crusaders of the Lost Mark", so a small little tiny bit contradicts canon now. Sorry for that!

Proofread by Neko Majin C.

After a stressful week at the boutique, Rarity decides to unwind at a local drinking establishment. Things quickly get out of hand.

"A gripping tale of mystery and intrigue!" - No one ever
"Love, laughter, tears. This story has it all!" - Don't quote me on that
"One of the seminal works of our generation. Truly a masterpiece." - Voice in my head
"You're adopted." - My mother
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*And it seems that there's already a reading by CaptainBron3y. Find it here. Thanks for the quick work, Cap!
*Another one by Stars of Night/Night Star.
*Seattle's Angels reviewed it. (Awesome group, definitely worth checking out!)
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Inspired by otakuap's piece "Argument," used here with permission.
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((I'm so sorry.))

Pinkie Pie hears voices that tell the story of life as it happens. She learns the secrets of these voices, and takes control of this story. Hilarity ensues.

Warning: The context of this story may be difficult to read and comprehend, as it is very confusing and makes little sense. Although, when Pinkie Pie is involved, usually nothing ever does.

Pinkie Pie goes to her favoritest of all favorite places: Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. There are tons of fun things to do there, like play with the Toys, mess around with Mangle, go ham in Prize Corner, buy balloons from BB, bounce into the Parts/Service to say hi to some strange animatronics, and get a job as a watchpony! What could go wrong?

First story! Hooray!

Picture courtesy of Darkheart_Reads

Reading by Gazer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKFHDXt0nGk

Twilight Sparkle is appointed as the new security guard for Discord's Desserts. She expects the place to be as friendly as it is during the daytime: the animatronics not bothering anypony in particular, just simply sharing the joy of creation. However, as she progresses into her job, she realizes that the animatronics have a killer instinct, and are ready to forcefully stuff her into a suit...

This is a side story to Big Mac's Biceps, Now in Bulk

When the CMC go to Zecora's and get their cutie marks, that's a good thing, right?