Pinkie hummed a happy tune as she walked. She thought back to the past eight hours. Her happy tune stopped. She remembered how all the animatronics, Toy Freddy, Toy Chica, Toy Bonnie, and even Mangle had repeated in the same creepy voice, "Employees don't get __________." For the toys, blocky filly-friendly characters, they said music. For Mangle, a tangled mass of wires, she said fun time. Fun time! Pinkie was outraged and refused to go near Mangle for at least ten minutes. And she couldn't forget the Puppet. Oh no. His was presents. Presents! The one of the best things in the restaurant, and she wasn't allowed to have because she was an employee!
Pinkie huffed. Her frown was there for a long time before she sighted Freddy Fazbear's. Then her frown turned upside down. A whole night. One whole night. Just with her buddies! She had already forgiven them. Maybe they would play a fun game tonight. Like pin the tail on the pony! She could dance with Puppet, play with Mangle, show BB her ballooning kit, and sing songs with the Toys. Yep, there was no doubt about it. "Tonight is going to be the BEST NIGHT EVER! And nothing will ever ruin it!" With that Pinkie galloped the rest of the way.
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Pinkie opened the doors and jumped inside. "SURPRISE!" But instead of the amazing magic robot doll welcoming committee she had imagined, there was nothing except for her voice echoing throughout the large building. She shivered. This was creepier than expected.
Suddenly Pinkie pricked up. There were noises. Noises a certain pink pony didn't like. Scratching noises, like plastic against flooring. Her Pinkie Sense activated. "Wait. Left knee twitch. Right knee twitch. Back legs twitch. That means... RUUUUN!!!" And that she did all the way to the office, not stopping to look at the Toys, though she could feel their eyes in her back. All the way to the office, non-stop.
She stopped in the office, gasping for breath, just as the clock struck 12. Pinkie looked at her drink that she had somehow managed to carry in, but didn't actually carry in physically. Whenever this happened Pinkie didn't question it. Life was one big game to her, and a moment of being scared was nothing to her. She fell on the floor, giggling her head off. "That was awesomatastic! What else is there to do?"
The phone ringed. Pinkie jumped up and answers it. Or at least tries to. The phone keeps ringing. And ringing. And ringing. Pinkie was rapidly losing interest. Then the phone answered itself.
Hello? Pinkie Pie? It's Mr. Faz.
"Hey Mr. Faz! You would not believe what happened when I got down here! I managed to get a hay smoothie without even trying!"
Don't bother trying to answer, because this is a recording.
"Oh..."
Well, I have to read a legal thing. I know you hate those, but this one is really short, so sit down and look at the tablet. Trust me, it is useful.
"Okay!" Pinkie pulled up the tablet, and her eyes grew huge at the magic of it. Squealing, she tapped every single room, over and over and over. She stopped at Prize Corner for the music.
Okay, here's the legal thing. Welcome to your new summer job at the new and improved Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. I'm here to talk you through some of the things you can expect to see during your first week here and to help you get started down this new and exciting career path. See. Done. Easy peasy.
"Lemon Squeasy!" Pinkie chimed.
Now, I don't know if you heard anything about the old place, but if you did, I want you to forget everything. Some ponies probably still have a somewhat... negative impression of me.
"Who wouldn't like Mr. Faz?" Pinkie wondered.
Yeah, the old place was left to rot for quite a while, but as you know Pinkie Pie, we are committed to family fun and above all, safety. Yeah, I've spent a small fortune on these new animatronics. They have stuff like facial recognition, advandced mobility, we even let them walk around during the day. Isn't that neat?
"Facial recogmawhatsits?"
But most importantly, they're all tied into some kind of criminal database, whatever that is. Apparently they can detect a predator a mile away. Hehehe, we should be paying them to guard you!
"That's nice..." Pinkie was zoning out.
Um.. now that being said, no new system is without it's... kinks. You're only the second guard to work here-
"Is there a way to turn this off?" Pinkie looked around, and finding no button, she decided to push all the buttons at once. When she does that and it didn't work, she just took off her night guard hat and shoved the phone into it. Pinkie never questions her reality. Putting the hat back on, she looked around on the cameras. What she sees makes her stop. "Weren't there three Toys?" Pinkie was staring at an empty stage.
Looking at the lights on either side of the vents, she sticks a hoof out and pushes one of them. Toy Bonnie stares right back. Pinkie squeals and leans down. "Hi! I didn't know you could move. Hey! Could you tell me where Toy Chica and Toy Freddy are? Then we could have a party! No, wait, I would have to get BB and Puppet and Mangle and-"
Bonnie was in shock. This endoskeleton is so... different. The last one would flicker between an empty suit and an endo, but this one.... Bonnie could tell this one was trouble. He decided the best way to get rid of her is to scare her off. He jumps out of the vent, towering over the pink pony.
"GRAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGHH!"
Pinkie giggled. "Are we having a weird-noise contest? Let me try, let me try!" She took a huge breath and went, "BLUBABLUBABLUBABLUBA-"
Bonnie paused.
"-BLUBABLUBABLUBA-"
It just won't stop!
"-BLUBABLUBABLUBA-"
MAKE IT STOP!
Toy Freddy had heard the commotion. He appeared behind the pink bluba machine, seizing her by the neck. "You're through endo. Just come along quietly to the back and we will get you a nice sui-"
"I didn't know you could talk!" She interrupted. "Well, I knew you could talk, just not when you are like this. When I say not like this, I mean when you are walking around. Cause if you couldn't talk during the day, you couldn't sing, and if you couldn't sing, you couldn't make lots and lots of little colts and fillies happy, and that would be so sad, and they wouldn't be having fun anymore, and-"
Freddy stared. How? This little chatterbox was nuts! "Stop! Just stop." He began to drag her to Parts/Service.
"WAIT!" Pinkie yelled.
"What is it now, endo?" Freddy snarled.
"I didn't finish my hay smoothie!" Suddenly, she was not in Freddy's hands anymore, she was back in the office, drinking away happily at a smoothie.
Freddy looked at his hands, then at Pinkie, then at his hands, then at Pinkie. What she had done was impossible!
DING DONG
Pinkie gasped. "Would you look at the time! It's already six! Well, I've got to go. Bye Freddy, bye Bonnie!" She pranced happily away. But before she opened the doors, she zoomed back to Freddy and said, "Tell Chica I said hi! Well, I guess it would be bye. I wonder where she went tonight? Well, see you tomorrow!" And with that she pranced out the doors.
Freddy stood there with his mouth open. "CHICA!"
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"It was funny to watch you get outsmarted by an endo..." Chica sniggered.
"Just go tell BB we need his help tomorrow night! Bonnie!"
"Yeah Freddy?"
"Go tell Mangle we will need her. And I will go talk to the Puppet."