When alternate universe versions of Lauren Faust and Craig McCracken living the high-tech future of a dying Earth become the victims of a raid by the Ponification for Earth's Rebirth group, their lives will never be the same. The lives of everybody and everypony else in both Equestria and Earth will be forever changed as well as Lauren, Craig, and a mysterious newcomer join the Mane Six in both trying to fit into a new life they didn't choose and discovering an ancient conspiracy that holds the truth behind The Conversion Bureaus and everything connected to them. What started with an anomaly will end with a revelation that could very well destroy both worlds.
(Seperate from The Animation Bureau alternate universe)

Time is a fickle thing. It never seems to spend much time with you, nor does it seem to depart when you want it to the most.
This story is about an alicorn who has all the time in the world, but desperately wants to give it all away.
Because forever is a long time...

Inspired by a certain Book of Living Magic and a cat named Screech, and Dreaming with Ponies.
Featured on Equestria Daily.
Proofread by Ex-Nihilos.

Sly Clop is a laid back slacker who runs one of Ponyville's only porn shops on Soresaddle Street. He is a regular customer of Hard Cider's "gentlecolt's club", the Knife and Apple, where he regularly shoots the breeze with Rainbow Dash, who's seen better days.

One day, his only employee quits, and he's forced to hire a new one, starting a new awkward relationship with Lyra, who needs cash. What follows is a lighthearted fic with dark undertones that I hope you'll enjoy.

And if I haven't convinced you enough by this point, no, this not a clopfic.

New cover image by mickf18 on deviantART (DeusExKane here).