Sans should be dead, he only has one HP after all, he felt the knife hit him, he saw himself turning to dust. Then why is he not dead?

An Undertale and My Little Pony crossover. Of which I own neither, Toby Fox owns Undertale and My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro. Please enjoy
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Celestia likes her routine. Tax reforms, grants, laws and construction projects are all a princess needs to be content.

It's just her luck that for Pinkie Pie, "content" is not nearly enough.

If you ask Applejack, she’ll tell you Pinkie Pie can be a few apples short of a bushel even on the best of days. They’ve always been good friends, but nothing more than that. After all, what could a hard-working apple farmer and a sugar-crazed party pony possibly have in common?

As it turns out, the answer to that question may not be a pleasant one, but something good may yet come of it.

Pinkie Pie decides to host what she has dubbed the "Best Birthday Party Ever" and Rainbow Dash searches all over trying to find a really cool gift for her, one that can only be achieved with a sense of self sacrifice, to show her how much she really cares about her and to thank Pinkie for everything she has done for Rainbow Dash and her friends.

One year after Fluttershy overcomes her self-consciousness, she's prepared for the biggest challenge: telling Rainbow Dash how she really feels . . . what's the worst that could happen?

After Pinkie Pie has a strange encounter in the dark gym at school. She accidentally receives her first kiss by mistake. Doing a little digging with Rarity Pinkie finds out that it was Rainbow Dash that she had kissed. What will Pinkie do when she finds out the truth?

This story was started before the Friendship Games so no Sci Twilight. Hence, the alternate universe tag.

Cover art drawn by me!