Short Hand: After Equestria Girls... · 4:03am Mar 29th, 2021
After Twilight returns from the Human World...
Shepherd: "So, it was another Earth?"
Twilight: "Yes, populated by humans but it clearly wasn't your planet. I'm sorry."
Shepherd: sighs and shrugs "I see... Oh well. So, did you enjoy yourself over there?"
Twilight: "Yes... I ..."
She looked back and forth around, and then at Shepherd when she was sure they were alone.
Shepherd: "You...?"
Twilight: "... I had a hamburger. And bacon. And hotdogs. And pork. And fried chicken."
Shepherd: "... And?"
Twilight: "Oh my Celestia it was the best thing I've ever tasted! It was so juicy and savory, like nothing else! I... I NEED MORE MEAT!"
Shepherd: "Okay okay! Chill, Twilight! I promise you, I'll cook you more meat, okay?"
Twilight: "Really?! I-I mean... Ahem... Thank you Shepherd."
Shepherd: "You know I'm always happy to share my meat with you."
Twilight: "I know you are."
Shepherd: "... Geez, no reaction to my innuendo? You really do have it bad."
.... More like he's the dense one in not realizing that she knew what he meant and still said that.
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Double density. He thought she was being dense but it WAS HIM who was dense all along!
Hey why are you gonna update shorthand?
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I did it today.
Sorry my bad. I made the comment before checking all my notifications
And then the Flower Trio get wind and then there's a panic and next year Hay Lee Wood studios is releasing a new horror flick, "Flesh Eating Ponies from Another Dimension".
It gets two hoofs up from the earth pony and diamond dog team, Sickle and Fleabert.
Shepherd is obviously spending to much time round pinkie and her food related Innuendo
Ahh yes... reminds me of this classic vid:
Just more confirmation to my headcanon that the ponies of Equestria are omnivores, it's just their culture shuns the eating of meat.
And then it hits her equine tongue, and it just isn't the same...
What ‘bout naval grade salted beef? Drach says it’s good.
So she's no longer a meat virgin.
Welcome, sister!
Hearty chuckle.
I do wonder how the rest of the Mane Six will react when they learn that Twi's gone carnivore?